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Greetings friends! Well, things have been quite dangerous here - tornadoes, storms, aliens, piles of dishes.. it's surprising any of us survive!

I have one super exng peice of news, though! Go to goole, type in "oinkers" and hit search. Guess what - I am number THREE and FOUR now!! That's right!! NUMBER THREE!!! WHoo-ho!! Amakzing since a couple of years ago i didin't even register on their search results at all! i am only beat ut by a Political group's page! WHOO-HOO!!!! I am going to see hwere I am on the other search engines one of these days!

I have started a new webset, but due to all of my class president duties I have not finished it yet, though I did make three new garlands. I have been quite busy, as there is a smear campaign against me now! They are saying I am too bossy and trying to impeach me! Can you believe this!!?! Isn't it ridiculous? I tried to ignore it at first, but it is getting out of hand and i feel the need to defend myself now! And guess who they want to put in my place?!?! MARIA!! Unbelievable!!

Oh! I have added a couple new movie reviews. The-Slobby-Brother-like-Person rented some interesting selections, so I was forced to sit through them.. Though they were free, so I cant complain too much!

Well, our school trip was a disaster - Hot Stuff set a balloon on fire and the entire school got yelled at for it! I am sure that Bobby bear and those other bad bears helped him! I have never been quite so mad in my life! Needless to say we didn't get to ride in a balloon! But other than that we had a good time i guess. I bought a lot of souvenirs, and Bubbles and I did get to sit in a balloon - thought it was on the ground, but better than nothing, I guess!

The-Short-One has been neglecting her cleaning again. She has been too busy on the computer, working on who knows what! I wish she'd get off once in awhile and do something around here! I am sure that Charlie wishes so too! I am thinking of starting a house wide petition about this!

Well, Pigelty-Wigelty is still carrying on about boots! I think The-Short-One is going to buy him some just to shut him up! I don't think it's fair - he has no feet! But I think she is afraid of another war breaking out ad is trying to circumvent this. If she was smart she'd just say NO!

Oh, Clownie and Henry got their "be nice day" pushed through, it is going to be April 2nd - whoo-hoo. Anyone who isn't nice has to pay a DIME every time they are bad, and the proceeds go towards the general fund for vacations etc. I think they should at least go to the various clubs, but no one seems to agree with me, as some of the clubs are dieing out. Oh well, I tried to talk sense to them!

On the tornado front, we had a lot of storms last week, and are slated for some more! Luckily, we did not get blown away, but I guess a lot of other people did. it's very hard to report the local news when the-Short-One refuses to watch television! I mean, how can I know what is going on in the world? She says it is a vast wasteland and not worth the time it takes to turn it on. I have to admit, most of it is drivel, but still, the news would be nice occasionally!

Well, she is yelling about wanting the computer, so i guess I should end this!

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