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Hello all! I, your favorite piggy, am here once again to regale you with all of the goings-ons here in Missouri!

To begin with, I have added two new websets! Roses and Country Bear. Both of these were done by request, and if I do say so myself I am quite fond of them! As always, they are free for anyone to use with a link back!

I have also given out a Nermal's Choice award to JaRae's Home so be sure and check it out!

Well, we are going to have our first baseball game of the season on the 27th of May. As the inter-house champions we get to kick the season off by playing The Stars. I am optimistic, and the team had best not let me down either! Their performance at practice - when they show up that is - has been mediocre at best so far, and they had best step it up! Annie and I have been threatening them on a daily basis, so waiting to see if this will have an impact. *sigh*. The end of school is just around the corner, and we will be starting our end of the year tests the last week in May. Bubbles has started grumbling again that it is all pointless as we never get OUT of school, but I have managed to keep him quiet. I am really afraid that if he starts a riot again he will find himself in summer school next to Booy, and I would not wish that on anyone! besides, I have a lot of plans for this summer that involve Bubbles NOT being in summer school!

Not a lot going on here. The musical instrument craze seems to be completely dead, which I am immensely grateful for, might I add. Sir-Laugh-a-Lot is still trying to be a comedian, and the results are not much improved. he now manages to get to the punch line before erupting into giggles, but it still puts a real crimp on the jokes when he is laughing too hard to finish them. Sonnett is working on organizing a concert to be held June 3rd to celebrate the beginning of summer, and no one has even ASKED for my input! How do you like that!?!? When they come crawling to me wanting programs made it is going to take a lot of apologies from them before I will do it! Hrmph! It is about time the bears here started to learn to appreciate me for a change!

By the way, do you know that REAL people have signed my guestbook!? And by that I mean people I don't know!?!? Just thought I would mention it!

Timmy came to school last week and did a program for the whole school called "the history of Bear". It was rather interesting. Do you know why stuffed bears are called Teddy Bears? It's because of Theodore Roosevelt, who was a president or something...

WE may get to go to a park for a pic-nic on the last day of school if everyone keeps behaving. It is a park in Springfield's teddy town, and they are talking about ice cream and hot dogs. I must say I am looking forward to it, assuming everyone behaves.

By the way, I am a bit annoyed. there is a rumor that Booy is going to be getting an award this year! I can't imagine what for, unless it is for improved behavior. After all, Mrs. friendly only tried to commit suicide three or four times this year, and her locking herself in the closet and groaning was also down as well. Booy says she is just broken in again, and I say that must be it because Booy has certainly not behaved! he also got a ribbon for the drawing he did of his bedroom - it looked sort of like the trash heap from the Fraggle Rock TV show, which IS what his room looks like! Personally, I thought MY picture was MUCH better!

Percy Prettypants has also become a bit of a pain lately. he went fishing and caught a large fish and then brought pictures to school and waved them under everyone's nose. Then at lunch, I accidentally sat on him, I did not see him standing there with his stupid fishing pictures nor did I hear his loud bragging voice yelling about his huge fish once again. Once I realized I was sitting on him, I of course moved and apologized immediately. I have also been arguing with Mrs. friendly lately, as she is stifling my creative thinking by insisting that cats are NOT aliens. I finally called her an infidel and she forced me to stay in at recess! I can't help it if she is blinded to the truth by the alien menace!

Well, I think that is really about all that has happened around here, so I will end this now!

Ta-ta!
O