Thank you for your interest in the Teddy Government. As you know, I am here to listen to your concerns!

I am quite happy to inform you that you will never need to worry about the Bubble Gum Act. The rights of all Bears in this Great State to buy Bubble Gum, no matter what their age, will always be intact!

Again, Thank you for your letter!

Sincerely,

Billy Brickles

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