April 2003


Volume XXXIII	By Edgar T. Penguin	April 2003

Alien Escape By OInkers At the end of last month an event both good and bad occurred : The alien general Moogle escaped and was gone nearly 24 hours. This was good for obvious reasons, but bad because she might have been contacting her evil henchman, the Cat Army, or worse, the Mother Ship. Who knows what damage the alien has done to our cause, what complications she may have begun. As such we must all be at heightened alert. The Alien cat army may attack at any time, or may try to send new operatives. be prepared for anything my friends, and stay brave. Remember, it is up to us to save the world! Easter Cards It is the time of year again when the Easter Bunny hops by and leaves Easter Baskets for everyone! This year Oinkers has suggested that we make Easter cards for our friends. I think it is a great idea and that everyone should consider it. Oinkers has said that if anyone needs any help that he will be glad to offer his services. Maze By Henry	Buster Thomas Builds Picture by Oinkers Resident Carpenter Does Good Deed Buster Thomas noticed something one day, he noticed that Edgar and Moos were too small to fit at the table properly. So, he decided to do something about it. Gathering his tools and hi measuring tape Buster Thomas set to work to remedy the problem he had discovered. After a few hours of hard work he was rewarded with a beautiful table and chairs. Edgar and Moos helped to paint their new furniture, and once the paint dried they both tried them out. Moos had this to say, "They are the best chairs in the whole world!" I, Edgar T. penguin, must agree. When asked what prompted this act of kindness Buster Thomas merely replied, "i like to build things anyway, but my friends needed some chairs that fit them." My thanks to a special Carpenter.	Pig Reinstated After several weeks of solid campaigning, Pigelty-Wigelty has finally gotten his job back. The pig was reinstated last month, and so far everything is going well. Spotty and Batty have solved seven mysteries, up from their December average of two. Pigelty-Wigelty has this to say, "I am so happy to have my job back. Now if they would just pay me more then maybe I could afford a pair of shoes..." Well, we're all glad things are working out. Baseball Pre-Season Beginning Once again baseball teams are forming anf practice for the upcoming season is beginning. Oinkers's team "The Pigs" is set to practice every Saturday afternoon on the deck, barring rain. If it does rain they will meet Sunday instead. This year Oinkers's assistant coach, surprisingly, is Annie! Booy and Assistant Coach Doggie once again are heading up "The Bears", as of now no practice schedule has been set. Clownie and Henry are also heading up "The Stars", and as always Clownie just wants his team members to "try their best and have fun". This year's baseball season promises to be a great one!

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