May 2003


Volume XXXIV	By Edgar T. Penguin	May 2003

Alien Spaceship Found Early last month Charlie brought in a box which was found in the driveway. It contains nothing other than an Alien spaceship. I interviewed our alien expert, Oinkers, "The General Moogle is using the communication devices in the spaceship to communicate with the Cat Mother Ship. The sooner this ship is gone, the better." Oinkers also asks that everyone band together to keep the cats out of the box so that they can not use the spaceship to communicate. The Spaghetti Disaster Last month Doggie decided he would do something nice for everyone. So, the culinary artist whipped up a huge batch of his famous spaghetti. Everyone was given heaping plates, including myself. The spaghetti was delicious, but the plate was far too BIG! I, Edgar, ended up falling into the pile of spaghetti and was nearly drowned in tomato sauce! Luckily I escaped with only minor spaghetti wounds. Why did this happen? How can it be avoided in the future? It is the opinion of this reporter that the acquisition of some tiny plates would stop this from ever happening again. If you would like to help with this endeavor please contact myself or Moos.	Stars Win! Hug-Me Picture by Apple Blossom White and Cherry Pink First Baseball Game Held The first baseball game of the season was held late last month, and the stars emerged victorious 12-5. "The Bears", under the assistant coach Doggie, started out strong, but by the second inning it was clear they were having problems. "The Stars", on the other hand gained more and more momentum as the game continued. Hug-Me made the final home run in the fourth inning, securing their place as the champions. "The Stars" will go on to play "The Pigs" this month (assuming Oinkers and/or his assistant coach Annie return), and the winner of that game will then play "The Bears". Hope to see everyone there! Special Edition Coming Next month's newspaper will be a special "Add" edition. If you would like your add run, then please turn it in by the 28th! Of course we will still cover baseball. Thank You Doggie would like to thank Henry, Clownie and Ellie for their help with easter dinner. It sure was great!	Easter Enjoyed, Though Some Teddies Were Missed This Easter was an especially nice one, though we missed a few members of our household. Oinkers, Booy, Spud and Annie were all in Iowa, but I am sure that the easter Bunny found them without a problem. For those of us who were here, the Easter bunny left special baskets. After the annual eater egg hunt Doggie whipped up a delicious Easter dinner, which was followed by Sonnett and friends' concert. It was a fun filled Easter! A Penguin's Adventure In Iowa a little penguin named edgar II had a terrible and harrowing adventure last month. He was minding his own business when an evil alien cat known as Evanrude chased him outside where he was locked out. The poor brave penguin survived solely because of cookies and matches in his pocket. Then, as if the cold and damp were not adversary enough he was taken prisoner by an evil bunny. Using his wits, Edgar managed to escape when the bunny left to look for food. Edgar II is now home again with his friends, after sliping in an opened door. There are a few who think that this heroic penguin was really just hiding behind a bookcase. You be the judge.

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