March 2004


Volume XLIV	By Edgar T. Penguin	March 2004

Editorial: The Harry Question By Seymore Have you ever wondered what makes Harrys bad? Well I, your frog physiatrist, intend to find out! I am calling all Harrys to please meet with me for a question and answer session and from there individual appointments will be made to psychoanalyze each Harry. Is this going to be easy? No, it is not. Is it going to be challenging? Yes, it is. Is it going to be rewarding and beneficial to all? The answer is yes, because only by understanding can one gain insight and perhaps change. Once again I am calling all Harrys to a meeting on the second Saturday of this month in the bedroom and I ask all other occupants to please give us privacy. Thank you for your cooperation and support. Saint Patrick's Day Coming Once again Saint Patrick's day is coming and as everyone knows that means that we must all wear green. Clownie has asked that instead of pinching those who forget to wear green that instead we should hug them, but his plea has fallen on many deaf ears who say they still intend to uphold the old traditions, so remember your green.	Captain Teddy Picture by Booy & Oinkers Convention Comes to Town On March 6th will be the First Annual Captain Teddy Convention here in Teddy Town to celebrate the opening of the latest Captain teddy movie "Captain Teddy and the Calypso Caper". The festivities will begin the night before as man teddies will undoubtedly be camped out on the doorstep to the Teddy Town Auditorium in hopes of getting in the door first. The next day will be filled with games, entertainment, a costume contest, free food and according to the rumor might even bring a visit from Captain Teddy himself! Many local bears are excited about this event. One such bear, Booy, had this to say, "I can't wait to see my hero in person! I know Joey will let us camp out overnight! Doggie and I have made the best costumes..." Of course there are those who aren't yet infected with Captain Teddy fever, but as the day draws nearer I am sure everyone soon will be.	Teddy Council Makes Decision Last month the Teddy Council convened on the subject of the notorious question of Pigelty-Wigelty's feet. After hearing arguments from both sides of the spectrum, the council made a decision that if Pigelty-Wigelty wanted to say he had feet then he could without having to prove it. They also ruled that the investigations, or harassments, were to stop. Council member Clownie had this to say regarding the decision, "I am glad that we put a stop to poor Pigelty-Wigelty being upset. I don't know if he has feet or not, but if it makes him happy then does it matter?" The Teddy Council would like to remind everyone that any attempt to uncover the "hidden" feet is in direct violation of their edict and is therefore punishable. New Record Holder The new record holder for most consecutive tv shows watched is none other than Booy. Booy took the title from the champion Charles the frog by watching twelve straight hours of Captain teddy episodes, outlasting the old champion by two hours. Congratulations Booy.

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