August 2005


Volume LXI	By Edgar T. Penguin	August 2005

Baseball's Last Month! This will be the last full month of baseball , so everyone get ready to see some real exng games! Right now the Pigs and The Stars are tied for first place with 6 wins each, leaving The Chargers with 5, The avengers with 4 and The Bears with 1. Of course, with three games left to play this season, it could still be anybody's game! Good luck to all the teams! Hope to see everyone at the games! Capitol Trip A Success By Bubbles Our trip to the capital was an amazing success - not only did we find out the truth but we also annoyed several government bears along the way! The Missouri Governor was very unhelpful, as was his staff, after they discover our true purpose in the capitol, and threw us out when we began to demand answers! This forced us to get creative! Using poster board and magic markers we soon made several protest signs and began to march around the yard shouting. unfortunately it was government property and the police made us leave to the public park across the street. There we continued our racket until friendly bear stopped and explained everything to us! All in all it was a great trip! If anyone would like to learn more about the teddy government please come to our next club meeting where we will be discussing the trip and we will tell you all about what we learned!	Andrew Picture by Oinkers New Friend! We have gotten a new friend and member of the household this past month : Andrew the Alligator. I asked Andrew to please tell us a little about himself. "I spent a long time at the factory hiding out and using the office computer at night - I am very good with computers, you know. One day they finally caught me and I was shipped out - that was some experience! Anyway, luckily the store I was in had a back office with a computer, but it was very hard to get to." "Now that Joey has brought me here I can work on the computer as much as I want - as long as a certain pig is not plugging it up. I am very good, so if anyone needs any help with anything please let me know! In fact i am thinking of starting a computer club!" I hope everyone will give Andrew a warm welcome and make him feel at home! Bicycle Race Don't forget, everyone, about the bicycle race this month! Remember that you must have made the bicycle yourself in order to be eligible to win! Good luck everyone! Iowa Bears Getting Settled The Iowa bears have finally decided that it is time to get settled in next door! they are not allowed to participate in ay activities during their working hours, so everyone please respect this!	Computer Fixed Last month the computer was all but unusable for several weeks as Joey battled the mysterious CWS about:blank syware/adware/trojan infection but now our troubles are over! As i said, the rumors have been confirmed and once again we can all use the computer - providing it is free, of course. As a warning to everyone though, please be careful what pages you visit! The new Active x settings cause pop ups to appear prompting you whether you wish to allow it to be accessed - always say NO on any questionable site! Thank goodness the computer is back to normal - now lets keep it that way! Fourth of July Fun This fourth of July went exceedingly smoothly, for a change! No one was blown up or set on fire! Andy did a magnificent job bar-b-queuing, while Doggie and Natasha made the side dishes for our tasty meal. Booy was in charge of the fireworks, a usual, and this year had Hug-me and Charles the Frog as assistants. After the spectacular show, there was a large camp out in the grass! Hopefully all our holidays can go as nicely this year! New Harry Potter Club The current club craze seems to just keep going with the new addition of the "Harry potter Club". The club's first meeting will be held the second Saturday in August to elect officers, so if you want to join and discuss Harry Potter don't forget to come!

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