April 2001


Volume IX	By Edgar T. Penguin	April 2001

Easter is Approaching Spring is in the air and that means it will soon be Easter! A group egg-painting day is being organized and will likely be next week. Also Apple Blossom White and Cherry Pink are hosting an Easter Tea the Sunday before Easter, and would like everyone to attend. Also, Oinkers is hosting an Easter Card Making Seminar next weekend in which he will show us the best ways to make Easter Cards. I hope to see everyone at these fun-filled events! Editorial: "Joey Does Too Clean" By Booy I am tired of that pig, Oinkers, insulting Joey all of the time! This house is NOT a pit, and she does too clean it. I haven't seen you, OInkers, doing any work. If you think it is so bad, you know where the broom is kept! I say that either you stop saying untrue things and apologize or else I may have to make you! In closing I would like to remind everyone that Joey is the one who lets us all live here and makes us hot cocoa, and special valentines and who types up a certain pink pigs website, so we should be nice to her! Disclaimer Neither The Penguin Post nor myself endorse any of the ideas printed in contributed material. I take no responsability for their content.	Home No Longer Picture by Oinkers Moving Day Approaches A new house has been found and we will be moving into it early this month. The new house is really an apartment out in the country, and as I predicted it is in a new town, well, outside of a new town anyway. I have not seen the inside of this new house, but Charlie has assured me that it is nice, "It's a lot nicer then this God-Forsaken place," were his exact words. I know we are all going to miss this little house, but perhaps he's right and the new one will be better! Left Overs Need to Go There is a large quantity of Doggie's experimental fruit cookies left and he would like to let everyone know they are available to be eaten. Hug a Friend Day Hug-Me has informed me that April 12th is "Hug A Friend Day". This new holiday, invented by Hug-Me, encourages everyone to hug their friends to make it a happier day. I can't wait!	Rummy Replaces Spit The new game of choice for Wednesday nights seems to be "Rummy." As I predicted, the "Spit" craze did not last long, and this reporter is glad because it is a very hard card game! Rummy is a much easier game to understand. Buster Thomas and Clarance john have stopped playing "Shoot", and now are holding a "Variety Game" night where it is a different game every week. This is still held in the computer room (for now). If you would like to play "Rummy", it is held in the frontroom. Which ever you choose have a great "Game Night"! Dear Annie: Dear Annie, I have a problem. My best friend thinks that I like to play his favorite game and I really hate it. What do I do? Confused. Dear Confused, You need to tell your friend the truth. But tell them nicely, or they may get mad. Annie Muppet Movies Marathon to be Held Rainbow the bear is holding a Muppet movies Marathon this Thursday night. All who wish to participate need to be in the frontroom at eight o'clock pm. Popcorn and soda will be provided. Wear your jammies!

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