May 2001


Volume X	By Edgar T. Penguin	May 2001

Reward For Missing Bracelet Annie is offering a reward to the teddy that finds her lost bracelet. She has not specified what the reward is going to be, but I am sure we will all be glad to look for it just to make her happy. Editorial: "Pig Not Wearing Rose Colored Glasses" By Oinkers I have only one thing to say to a certain bear named Booy, if you want to threaten me then do it in person! I most certainly am not going to apalogize for what I said. Have you looked around this place lately? I live in fear every day of something falling on me and crushing me! She can't even find her own shoes! As for knowing where the broom is, I do not know where it has gotten to. Around here it is hard to tell. It is probably hidden under the couch! That's how much sense this mess makes! And as for her typing a certain pig's web pages, who knows if she really does or not? Have you been on-line lately? Because I sure haven't! In closing I would like to say that i am the only one speaking the truth around here because I am not wearing rose colored glasses! Disclaimer Neither The Penguin Post nor myself endorse any of the ideas printed in contributed material. I take no responsability for their content.	Hard at Work Picture by Oinkers New Home Last month we moved into our new house. The new house is next to a big highway and lots of cars zoom by, so it is very noisy! But one thing is nice, we now have an air-conditioner! The new house is nice, though I do miss the old one. Everything is not put away yet, and with Joey's new job she isn't going to have time to get it done any time soon. Still, as much as we miss the old house we should think about the fact that this new house is a chance to make new memories! Picture Contest The Penguin Post is sponsoring a picture contest, since the last one went so well. This months theme is Summer pictures. The top four will be published in next months newspaper. Be sure and turn them in by the 26th, last time there were some entries that were too late to be considered. I don't want that to happen this time!	Easter Hops On By Once again, Easter has come and gone. Easter Sunday was a particularly nice day. The easter Bunny brought everyone special Easter Baskets. Doggie made lots of pretty Easter cookies which were enjoyed by all, as was the Easter Movie! On another note, there are still three Easter eggs missing from the ones that were hidden, so if anyone finds them please give them to the respective owners. Editorial: "Please Be Nice" By Clownie I just wanted to say that I think everyone should be nice to eachother. OInkers and Booy, I know you dissagree, but there is no reason to be mean to eachother. Oinkers, you really shouldn't say mean things about Joey's housekeeping. She is working very hard both at babysitting, and at the new house. Booy, you should not threaten Oinkers. I am sure he knows what he did wrong and doesn't need you to be mean about it. I hope you will listen to me and be nice, please! Spy for Hire Need some spying done? Then look no further than me, Moos! I am small and quiet and thus make the perfect spy! No job too small!

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