Well, I am back from a much needed vacation. The-Short-One, Booy and I all went back to Iowa for a visit. We stayed with her mother and I spent a lot of time with Bubbles, my very dear friend. To begin with we got lost on the ride there because The-Short-One's mom came and got us, so that Slobby-Brother-Like-Person was in charge of the map. Obviously he does not know how to read one because we ended up in Illinois and everyone knows you should not end up there when going from Missouri to Iowa. When we finally got there I was reunited with Bubbles and then it was bed time. The next day Bubbles and I talked and it seems poor Bubbles is having problems with something called Mr.Hand who eats him. It all seemed very, very strange to me, but I told that Slobby-Brother-Like-Person that he better leave poor Bubbles alone or else I would make him sorry. It worked while I was there. We got to go for car rides with The-Short-One's mom, she is very nice. It is too bad The-Short-One did not take after her very much because then I would be a happier pig! We had a lot of fun, I met Bubbles's friend Mouse, who is jealous of me by the way, which is too bad because he seemed really nice, but he didn't like me because he wants Bubbles to be his best friends. It is really too bad. While we were there the Slobby-Brother-Like-Person brother like person lost his job at some place for something...I have forgotten. Oh well, anyway he became a bum again, no real surprise! The trip home was very exng because again they got lost, only it took them hours to get back on track! Needless to say I was glad to see home again, even if there are slugs in the bathroom occasionally! Till next time, O |