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February 20 - 25 2006

Greetings all! Yes, there is very little time between this and the last entry - and that is because I am determined to get back on track - despite the best effort of certain humans! Oh! I have added some St. Patrick's themed wallpapwer to my extras page - be sure and check this out!

If I am forced to listen to any more Roxette I think my brain may melt! The-Short-One has been torturing me with it for days now, and there I sonly so much a piggy can stand! She has been decidedly odd since she got back from her father's. Apparently she has "quit her pills" and they are discussing having children! gak! What a horrible idea! Of course it has been discussed in abstract before, but the idea that it might really happen makes one shudder!

Well, the-Short-One did indeed bring several bears back with her, though they are in Quarantined the bathroom, waiting to have baths and then sit around for a week drying! There is a large rabbit named either Hippity or Hoppity who I have met before while at her Dad's house. There is also a fat white duck who is now next door, and several others. If they ever get dry I will have to draw them all!

Well, Bitey Harry has broken free from his duct tape, as I knew he would, and has been marginally behaving, but I am waiting any moment for chaos to once again ensue! he is evil by nature and can not remain even marginally behaving for long! but it is okay, i have invested in a whole roll of duct tape, so i am ready for him!

Other than that things have been pretty quit here this week. Maria is still up to her tricks of trying to claim to be an artist - bah! She is NOT even an artist! Bubbles told me I should let her keep her delusions, but I really think someone needs to point this out to her before she embarrasses herself! the problem is that everyone is too nice and they ooh and ahhs over everything she does! Like covering things in flowers is art! ha! She is doing ANOTHER workshop to make things for St. Patrick's day, and frankly it is becoming more than i can stand! If someone does not do something soon I think I may go insane! I am thinking of trying to do it anonymously - but Bubbles would KNOW it was me! I need to find an impartial party to do something!

The house has finally gotten cleaned - and about time too! Since the-Short-one has come back she has spent a lot of time next door trying to fix her mother's computer. Apparently someone (an I am betting on that Scrungy-Brother-Like-Person) has gotten them infected with adware! I am grateful that we don't have anything like that anymore! We did once - and it was that Slobby-Brother-Like-Person's fault then, so I am positive he is to blame this time! he denies it, of course, and instead they blame it on The Scruffy-Guy (who is thankfully long gone)! I don't know.. i find it awfully suspicious...

Bubbles and I have been working on our sled and so far the results are mediocre. We had tried attaching wheels to a preexisting sled, but it is not going very well. We made a bit of a mess removing the runners - I tried to tell him that they would be hard to remove and that a pry bar was not a good idea! Anyway, I am thinking we might have to start over and build one from scratch!

I am going to end this now as I have quite a pile of homework to do!

Till next time!
O





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