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Welcome! If you're reading this then you found me! I know, I know, everyone gave up on my ever updating this, but I had a very good reason - well two, actually. Number one, I have been tirelessly moving this website to it's new URL - I will discuss that more later, and number two The-Short-One has been hogging the computer more than usual, even staying up until noon to work on some smutty book she is writing. I dunno what the deal is all of a sudden. It may have something to do with her new play list, now she is rotting my brain with the band HIM - whoever they are! I think they are from some foreign country, like, um... I don't know. Maybe something germanic/nordic/slavish? I don't care!

Anyway I have managed to add a couple new Website Tags and also a couple of newGlitter images as well. Go check them out, as always they are free for you to download and use - though I do appreciate a link back!

Now to the moving my website sags, I don't know. I feel kind of sad leaving 50 megs behind, I have been there for three years (wow) but they are just adding TOO many ads. I had no problems with the ads at the top and bottom, then one day the sidebar ad appeared. Okay, I could deal with that, but the pop ups were just the final straw. I liked them so much better, though! This place does not support .zip files, or .docs or anything else they don't feel is internet related, nor do they support frames. Granted I don't have frames, but The-Short-One does on another site - Diagon Alley I believe - and so she is a bit upset. I keep reminding her that this place has no pop ups, but I don't know how sold she is. Plus it has a bunch of SQL stuff - whatever that is. Charlie was very excited - Oh, he helped me with moving this just a little bit.

I have sent out the new URL to everyone I think is linked to me and made The-Short-One change it on all of her stuff, so hopefully people will find me soon. I also had to get a new counter on the homepage, but it let me start with the number from the fifty megs site, so not too bad, though I am loosing the counters on the individual pages. >sigh<

Well, now that I have given you the smallest sample of my trials and tribulations of late I will try to catch everyone up on what is going on around here!

To begin with it has been unbearably hot, so hot that even a good soak in the cow pond isn't worth going outside for. We have all been hiding indoors, The-Short-One has finally gotten some sense and is using the air conditioner like a sane person. Anyway, Bubbles and i have devised a new game, which I affectionately call the dictionary game. Here's how you play, you get a dictionary and find a word, write it down on a piece of paper where no one can see it, and copy down the meaning. Then you find three more words, but all you want from them is their definitions. Write these down and then read them aloud and see who can guess which one is right. If they get it right they get the dictionary next. And don't say that it sounds boring, because it isn't! And also, do NOT say it sounds like Balderdash - I have never heard of that game until after I invented MINE! Hrmph!

I don't even want to discuss baseball. We have been doing so terribly miserable that it's not worth even mentioning in here. Seriously, I am about as disgusted with my team as I have ever been. I am currently not speaking to any of them - except Bubbles - and Annie has to give all the orders to them, well, relay them. If things don't improve I may just pull us out of the championship all together and explain that my team is too worthless to pay! That would serve the slackers right! hrmph!

The ninja Harrys have not improved any, in fact it is escalating. They leap out of the shadows and karate chop you while shouting about "Ninja Move of Death". Luckily it is rarely dark in here anymore as The-Short-One has the lights on until well after the sun is up, so they are finding it harder to sneak attack us. I am going to squash the next Karate chopping Harry, I can tell you that! It wouldn't be so bad, but they've taught all the Harrys now, except for Henry and a few assorted girls and so they are everywhere shrieking "HIYAH!" and whacking you!

Well, that is enough for now. I would write more, but I am just too sleepy from all this uploading and downloading and site moving >sigh<.

TTFN!
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