hello hello. All is not well here with this poor pig. You may remember a certain incident involving the king of the alien bugs? Well something even more dreadful has happened. The alien spy Shelob has taken up residence and there is not a thing I can do about it! Why? Because she is disguised a as a common cat and The-Short-One has taken her as a pet!
Shelob may have fooled Charlie and The-Short-One, but I know. They think she is purring from contentment, but no, she is communicating with the mother ship, telling them all the secrets of a human's life so the aliens can take over this planet!
You may wonder what first tipped me off. Well, being an astute piggy like I am I observed that she did not eat a single of the alien bugs still living in the dark corners of this god forsaken house. Cats are famous as bug killers, yet she did not eat them and, it is my belief, assists them with their missions of infiltration.
I have tried to warn Charlie but he will not listen to me, luckily Booy and my other friends are behind me! Together we will save the earth! I think we must first remove her transmitting antenna, in other words her whiskers. But I am not sure.
I will let you know more as it develops.
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