Hello Everyone! The-Short-One has gotten TWO "Oinker's Adventures" finished: "Oinkers Christmas Play" & "Moving Day" where we help Bubbles move! I am so happy! I hope she tries to publish them, I really, really do!
Other than that not much has happened here since Halloween. We finally had to throw our Jack-O-Lanterns out because they'd gotten all moldy. I was very sad because I worked very hard on mine and made my own pattern! I was planning on entering the Pumpkin design contest, but I don't think I will get my registration and pattern re-done by the due date so I may have to wait till next year. Naturally it is a self-portrait of ME! I will put the pattern at the end of this so that you can download it and make your very own "Oinkers Pumpkin".
It is pretty cloudy here. I am listening to the radio and I wish The-Short-One would change her radio channel preference because it plays a lot of 80's songs, blech! The only other news here is about Henry and Clownie. They are two of my good friends, Clownie is a clown and Henry is a...well,. He's a "Harry". Harrys are a complicated thing to explain, they are sort of like little...hmmmm.... Well, I'll tell you this, they aren't one bit hairy! In fact they are bald (!) and they wear little overalls! I'll draw a picture of Henry and put it at the end of this.
Anyways, Henry and Clownie are best friends because they are both so sugary sweet and nice. Well last Tuesday Henry woke up wrong or something, but he just suddenly stopped being nice! Clownie was very upset because Henry was crabby all day long! He even insulted me! It was a shocking spectacle; let me assure you. He and Booy got into a fight, he pulled Candie's pigtails, he told Doggie that his cooking was terrible, and then he stole Spotty's bubble pipe and used all of the bubble soap. Everyone was scared to talk to him because he was being so bad - even worse then Booy usually is! Well, the next morning he woke up and was back to his sugary sweet and perfect little self. No one knows what happened, but he has spent the last few days "making up for it" as he says. He even gave me his desert last night, so who am I to complain. I wonder if we'll ever know what happened?
Well, I must be going now my friends. Till I return,
O
This is HenryThis is Big ButtonThis is Vampire Harry
I don't know very many of the Harrys, but I have heard stories from Booy and Clownie that there are lots of them and that most of them are rotten to the core!
Right click on this picture and choose "Save As" to get my pumpkin pattern, the picture you will get is bigger then this one. To cut it out it is best if you have a "Pumpkin Masters" carving kit, but you can use a knife if you don't have one. Cut along the dotted lines to make it fit on your pumpkin.
