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April 21 - July 13 2002

Hello, hello, I am finally back. Yes, I have been gone for three full months! Oh am I happy to be home at last! Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed my time with Bubbles immensely, but things were just so hectic!

It started out with Charlie getting arrested! Can you imagine this? It was all over $10.00 worth of parking tickets! The town of Mt. Pleasant Iowa is insane, arresting him for $10.00! Then do you know what Charlie did? He left those hideous alien cats there with us, so then I was trapped there with THREE aliens! Oh it was horrible! Blinky did nothing but howl and yowl, and Muffins started doing it too, and it was just awful. Not to mention the giant raccoon that took up residence in the shed and chewed the trailer skirting all up. Oh, it was so scary it even scared the aliens, that is when they weren't escaping and making The-Short-One crawl under the trailer for an hour trying to catch them.

The-Short-One got bit by Killer Bugs and had to be rushed to the hospital in an ambulance, it was scary! I don't often say a lot of nice things about her, but I am glad that she is okay. I would hate for anything to happen to her...uh, because, uh....it would make Charlie sad. Yeah, that's why. The-Short-One's mother also fell down the front steps and hurt herself. Then she decided to move, so she started looking for a house. Then her car broke down and all of the apartment money had to go for the car so now she is living with The Slobby-Brother-Like-Person. Most of her stuff is in a storage unit, though of course Bubbles and all the kids are also at the-Slobby-Brother-Like-Person's house.

I had a lot of fun in between all of the packing and moving and getting bit and being attacked by the cats. We had a lot of camp outs and I was forced to play "Carrots", a game where half of us are bunnies, half of us are carrots, and one of us is a farmer. The object is for the bunnies to steal the carrots with out getting caught by the Farmer and put in the shed. Strange, strange game. It was invented by a rabbit, as you can imagine.

Well, that is most of the interesting things that happened on my long, long trip. Bubbles and The-Short-One's mother are here for a week long visit, so I am going to go now and play "Poker".

Till next time

O



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