Hello, I am getting ready to go on yet another trip, and yes, our houseguests are STILL here. Curly Top eats everything in sight and Dolphin Girl does not do ANY work. Surprisingly The-Short-One has been doing a little work, but she never does enough, she is always too busy hogging the computer!
Well, The-Short-One's dad has come for a visit so The-Short-One hasn't actually been hogging the computer lately, mostly she's been gone on exng trips and leaving me here with the "company". They don't know it, but I can here every word they say and I AM listening! I also know they haven't been job hunting lately, and that if the landlord finds out they are here we will all get kicked out! See what a piggy can learn when he listens?
We are going to Iowa tomorrow, I am going to sit on top of the suitcases so they cannot forget me again. The-Short-One told everyone she only takes me to jam me between the window ledge and he head when she sleeps at her Dad's house. I am outraged! She takes me because I am sooooo lovable. Hhhrrrmmmmmphpphphphph!
Because of our company we have all been hiding out lately and playing games like "New York mining Disaster" under the blankets so we cannot get poked by Dolphin Girl. Spud is still crazy and still saying "Yo" all the time, only now he has started rapping! Oh, it is horrible!
Well, I am going to go position myself atop the suitcases, till next time,
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