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september 7 - 21 2002

Catastrophies have occured here! Dolphin Girl and her boyfriend (I call him Curly Top) have come to live with us! they showed up on the doorstep with $20 in their pockets and didn't even call first! And Charlie let them stay! they are supposed to be finding jobs and getting their own house, but I am doubtful about this.

In case you don't know, Dolphin Girl is the-Short-one's friend fron iowa, she used to come over a lot and poke at me. let me tell you, the poking has started up again. I mean of course she appreciates pure adorability, but still, give a pig a break! they are sleeping in the frontroom taking up lots of space, I hope they go home soon. Oh wait, they don't have a home!

Well, Spud had a lot of fun in Iowa, as did Booy and Edward. isn't that nice? hrrrmmmppphphph! It's not that I am bitter...... other than that not too much has been goign on around here. I have been going for early morning walks in order to escape the overcrowded house. Oh! I have met a new friend, Sharron the cow. She is a source of gossip, unfortunantly, it's all gossip about the little old people who live across the highway. She doesn't know anything about our neighbors.

Aaaack! Dolphin Girl is awake! I must go hide! The short one has been keeping the house clean, so it is hard....

TTFN
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