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Halloo to all! I, your friendly piggy am back once again. It has finally warmed up here the last couple of days, which I for one am glad of. I mean I like snow in it's season, but I must say I am tired of it this year. "We don't get much snow here," HA! People who say that are obviously lying!

Oh! I have gotten a new letter from Bubbles! To go see it click here! Bubbles is getting very good at his pictures!

Well, the Pigelty-Wigelty saga has been ended. Spotty and Batty gave the pig his secretary job back, and just told everyone that if they want to see them not to bother asking the secretary. This arrangement seems to be working out so far. Spotty and Batty just tell Pigelty that they're running an errand, so they get to solve their mysteries, and pigelty gets to be as crabby as usual. Everyone seems happy. I'm just glad he's stopped jumping out at me with his petition and his pencil. (See picture at the bottom of this)

The alien General is acting weird again, she is "merring" and "berring" and rubbing all over everyone - including me! Oh it is horrible! I wish that Charlie and The-Short-One would do something about her! I don't understand why they would want to keep a weird little alien - especially not one as weird as this one!

Speaking of Aliens, Edgar has been very whiny lately. The last time we implemented Project Save the Earth (aka trimmed the alien cat's whiskers), Edgar got chewed on pretty good by the alien queen. he didn't get hurt very bad because Charlie had clipped the cat's claws the day before, but Edgar insists calling it "The Ordeal", and doesn't want to be a general anymore. Hopefully he will calm down soon!

Not much else is going on around here. We were supposed to start forming baseball teams, but it has been so cold that we haven't gotten it done. I'm sure that MY team will win this year. Last year Clownie's team won, but that was because we had to cancel our last game due to the arrival of our "guests".

Speaking of our guests I haven't heard anything about them since they left. I wonder if they are mad at The-Short-One? Hmmmmmm..... Maybe this is a mystery for Spotty and Batty.....

Well, I think that is all that I have to write for now, but never fear, I will be back!,

TTFN
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		Here is pigelty attacking me in the kitchen trying to make me sign his petition. I'm glad that's over!
		This is a silly picture of bubbles. We have been drawing silly pictures of each other!
		This is Edgar's "ordeal". See, it doesn't look that bad, does it?