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Greetings friends! I, your faithful and friendly piggy, am back once again - though I do not know for how long. To begin with the library where The-Short-One takes this is changing it's policy so that she has to get a library card to use the computers, or some such nonsense. Something about identification because she might be a terrorist or something. It confuses me, though I don't see why she doesn't just get one and quit winning about it all.
Also I may have to move back to Iowa. I do not really want to move back there, but there is something about Charlie getting a job or we will have to move. We will know by the seventh of March, or so I have heard. I don't really understand it all, but it is very hard to hear when you are hiding under a blanket. It is sad that I must spy in order to hear anything interesting around here, isn't it?
Other than that not much has been going on. I have added the new feature "Letters From Bubbles". He has been sending me lots of letters lately because he has finally learned how to use Paint Shop Pro and is having fun drawing little pictures. He sends me so many letters lately that i don't even have time to answer one before I get another! But I am very, very happy to hear from him! And his little pictures have been getting so very good! I hope everyone enjoys them!
Well, Spud is still rapping potato songs at us. Here is an example:
"Yo, yo, yo, yo yo,
As you can quite plainly see it would drive anyone nuts to listen to things like this ALL DAY LONG!!!!!!!
Booy got into trouble last week for skipping school. He spent the day at the comic book store, the ice cream parlor, and then went to see the "Captain Teddy" matinee at the movie theater. He is grounded for two weeks! he can't go anywhere - not even outside. I say the grubby little bear had it coming; he is always skipping school and not doing his homework - unlike me. We pigs are very good about doing our homework.
Well, that is pretty much all of the exng things - oh! I forgot again! The secretary saga! Pigelty-Wigelty is still waving his petition under everyone's noses in an attempt to get his job as Spotty and Batty's secretary back. He got Tearful Teddy and Edward to sign it, but as far as I know it is only those two plus Clownie and Henry who have signed it. I am still refusing to sign it and I wish Pigelty-Wigelty would give it up, it is very disconcerting to go around a corner and have a tiny yellow pig leap out at you with a clip board and a pointy ink pen.
I had better go, as that is pretty much all there is and I still have to write Bubbles back.
TTFN
Potatoes are the greatest in the world you know.
Better than cabbage and better than peas,
they don't get wilted and they don't turn green
Yo, yo, yo to all my bros
Potatoes are the greatest we all knows
so take a potato back to your crib,
and the two a you can be kickin' it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, potatoes are the way to go,
but don't eat 'em up, they're your friends, yo."
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Here is Booy being grounded - this is what he says it is like anyway.
Here is Spud doing one of his rap songs at us.
