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Hello my friends, I , your faithful piggy, am back once again. It is very, very COLD! It warmed up for a couple of days so that I was sure that spring was finally here, but then it started snowing again. Sigh. Maybe some day soon it will warm up.

I am thinking of adding a new feature to my website "letters from Bubbles". That way everyone can see Bubbles's pretty pictures. He has gotten much better at drawing, in fact he is almost as good as me! I will try to get this new feature added soon, but it may have to wait because I am at the mercy of The-Short-One (We still have no internet so she has to go to the library and post all of this for me. To be honest I'm not even sure if she does it). I have been busy drawing the picture for Edgar's paper, it is very good!

As my faithful readers will know I have been having to write these entries all out by hand because that evil alien general Moogle has been encrypting secret files into my web pages for the cat mother ship to intercept. But, I have solved the problem - I type this up right before The-Short-One leaves and burn it off before that evil general has time to encrypt anything. Ha!

Not much has been going on. Booy and Doggie spent last weekend having a "Captain Teddy Camp Out", meaning they spent the whole weekend under a bed sheet-tent reading captain teddy comics. They invited me to join, and naturally I stayed for a little bit, but I'm just not as big of a captain Teddy fan as they are. They know everything about Captain Teddy, they even have a birthday party for him every year on his birthday. They are odd.

Speaking of odd, Spud is still determined to be a rapper. He has been making up several "songs" about potatoes and then rapping them at us. Edward is also as wierd as ever, he is still sucking the juice out of tomatoes, some thing about him being a vampire bat or some such nonsense, and that vampires suck the juice out of things. He is a nut, but I suppose I like him anyway. Oh! The Pigelty-Wigelty saga, how could I forget!

Pigelty-Wigelty is the secretary for Spotty and Batty's detective agency. Well, everyone has been complaining about his work performance for quite awhile - he won't answer the phone, or make appointments and if you try to make an appointment he gets very cross and says he is too busy to waste his time making appointments. Well, as you can imagine, this has greatly affected Batty and Spotty's schedules as they have no mysteries to solve coz the secretary won't let any one talk to them, so they finally fired him. Yep, fired him. He is petitioning to get his job back, but so far Clownie, and Henry are the only ones who have signed his petition and that's only because they are too nice to say no. I for one am NOT signing it. I say good riddance to a crabby secretary!

Well, that is really all that is going on around here. I had better hurry up and get this saved to the disk so they can upload it!

Till next time,
O