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Spring Greetings friends! It is supposed to be Spring, but really it is getting hard to tell. There were a few nice days, but now it is back to being cold again! Today it is raining very hard. We were supposed to have baseball practice, but only I and my assistant coach Annie showed up. I tried to tell them a little rain wouldn't hurt them, but they kept carrying on that I had an umbrella and they didn't. (sigh). So I spent the day drawing some new pictures. I will include them at the bottom of this. I have also added Socks to the Meet My Friends Section, since he has become such a reoccurring character.

Quite a lot has been going on around here! to begin with, the evil alien general Moogle escaped for over 24 hours! At first I was overjoyed, thinking maybe she'd been recalled, but then I realized the horrible truth. She escaped so that she could pass a message along to her evil henchman! We have been disabling her transmitters (aka trimming her whiskers), so she escaped to be sure that her messages to the mother ship were delivered. I am deeply afraid of what will happen now. Though, I wrote a stirring article about it for Edgar's paper called "Alien Escapes" . It is worth reading!

Charlie brought home a very large box the other day, he found it in the driveway. he thinks it fell off of a truck, but I think it was left there. Inside is a strange metal object that looks like a radiator. I know what it is, it is an alien component. I'm not sure what it does, but I am sure it has something to do with the message Moogle delivered to her henchman. Charlie is so naive; he thinks it is part of a central air unit! Isn't he silly? Anyway, I hope they get rid of it soon, before the general manages to get in the box and use it, she keeps sitting on top of it and trying to get the flaps opened. Luckily I am here to make her behave!

Booy and Cherry Pink are fighting again. Cherry Pink and her friend Apple Blossom were having a tea party, and Booy and Doggie were playing Captain teddy. Well, Cherry Pin asked Booy and Doggie to please go play somewhere else, but of course Booy refused. Well, he ended up tripping on their picnic cloth, and spilled tea, sugar and cookies all over himself and the carpet. Then he had to have a bath, and he threw such a fit that you would have thought he was being fed to wolves! I don't understand his objection to being clean and tidy!

Speaking of baths, Edgar had to have a thorough one after "The Spaghetti disaster". Doggie made everyone BIG steaming plates of spaghetti, well no one thought about the fact that Edgar and Moos are so tiny. Moos managed to eat his without incident, but Edgar fell into his and got tomato sauce all over himself and the table. I thin k someone needs to make them some tiny plates.

Well, that is pretty much it, I will let you go now my faithful friends,

Ta-Ta
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		Here is Moogle talking to the evil henchman and bringing disaster to us all!
		This is the big box I was talking about. See how big it is? I wonder if it is a spaceship inside? Hmmmmmm....
		This is Booy accidently wrecking Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White's teaparty.
		And here is Booy getting his bath afterwards. Doesn't he look crabby?
		Here is Edgar and Moos's with their spaghetti. From now on we need to stop giving them big plates!
		And here is Me and my assistant coach waiting for all of our team members that never showed up. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother being a coach!