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Greetings friends. I am home once again and I have much to write about. I shall start at the beginning (though be sure and check out my pictures at the bottom).

The week before last I went with The-Short-One to visit my best friend Bubbles in Iowa. Booy, Annie and Spud went with me. Annie went to beat Andy up and make him quit sending his weird little songs, but when we got there he had a surprise for her. He hadn't taken a bath in two weeks and he smelled really, really bad. Annie just held her nose and hit him anyway. After that we all banded together and made Andy take a bath. Hopefully now Andy will quit writing weird little songs, but I doubt it. I think he writes them because he misses his sister and then she has to go to Iowa to beat him up and he gets to see her. I think it is all weird.

Spud and Socks spent the entire week rapping at everyone. They even had a little dance routine made up to go with it. They put on a show for us on Friday. I wish they would find a new hobby!

While I was there we played "Old MacDonald's Farm" a lot, we had a picnic, and we lots of other things. It was great! I can't wait to see him again - I think I am gong back in June, but I'm not sure.

Also while I was there we met a new friend. A weird little bear who wears bunny ears. He has come to live with Bubbles and his friends. He seems pretty nice, but a little odd.

The next week we went to The-Short-One's father's house - the house with the nine cats. I spent the whole time locked in a bedroom upstairs so that the cats couldn't get to me. Now that Moogle has the spaceship with the communication device in it she has been communicating with the Mother Ship so all nine cats were trying to assassinate me. Booy, being one of my generals was also in danger and forced to hide with me. It was a terrible and lonely week, and now The-Short-One is talking about going to the dentist there instead! That would mean we would have to endure the evil cats more than twice a year. Though, of course, if she doesn't go to Bubbles's house too I'm not going.

While we were at her dad's house The-Short-One brought home some new friends for us. Apparently there are quite a few teddies that live there too. they hide from the cats, but they are slowly moving to our house a few at a time. Anyway, there is Betsy a tomboyish girl, Bully a little brown bull, a little penguin named Perry, a gorilla name Pongo and worm named Slimella. Slimella has a brother named Slimy who also came, but he needs to go visit The-Short-One's mommy and have an operation. The-Short-One said she couldn't fix him herself because she doesn't have a sewing machine.

When I got home I was greeted the next day by a horrible storm! There were a whole bunch of tornadoes - fifteen or sixteen I think. I heard that two or three towns got completely wiped out! Of course I wasn't scared, I knew that everything would be just fine. Some of my friends were scared, but in the end we didn't get anything but a little bit of rain. I heard that there are supposed to be more storms all week, but I am sure everything will work out just fine!

Well, I am going to go and get Bubbles written back.

Ta Ta, my friends.
O

P.S. While I was gone Booy and Clownie's team played the first baseball game, and Clownie won. My team is going to play his this weekend - unless it is storming. Go Pigs!

		Here we are forcing Andy to take a bath, he smelled so bad that no one could stand it.
		Here is me, Bubbles, Edgar II, Tommy Toad and Mr. Tubby having a picnic while I was at Bubbles's house. Doesn't it look like fun?