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Hello my friends. I am back, and I have had a very odd two weeks.

To begin with, on May 6th (Tuesday) we had a tornado very close to us (it was only 4 miles away). Charlie and The-Short-One left to go to some party or some such thing. Anyway, to begin with they didn't get the door shut (AGAIN) and the aliens escaped. Well, then the temperature started dropping rapidly, and it was thundering and the wind was blowing. Then guess who came running in the house: the local dog! He came in and tracked mud all over and hid. So someone was walking by the house and shut the door, so then the dog was stuck in here. Anyway, then it started to rain and it was getting dark - it was only 6:30 and it looked like midnight outside. Well, it was raining so hard that we couldn't even see across the highway, and all of the trees were bending and blowing around. Everyone was scared (except me, I am a brave piggy). In the end the tornado didn't hit our house, but it was a traumatic experience. We all huddled in the bathroom closet; which was not easy because it is a tiny closet and there are a lot of us. Finally Charlie came home and caught the alien queen and let the dog out. I hope that nothing like that ever happens again! I have drawn a picture of us watching the tornado - though we actually didn't see it.

On Wednesday we packed up and went to Iowa on an impromptu trip to see Bubbles! I was very happy to see him, though we only stayed for one day. We played the rain game and played "Old MacDonald's farm". Bubbles loves that game. We got home late Friday, and there was no storm, but I didn't mind going to Iowa.

Saturday we had our baseball game. Clownie's team won 12 to 4. If it wasn't Clownie who was in charge i would swear they cheated, but I know Clownie doesn't cheat. he's too good and sweat and wonderful. Blah, blah, blah. Anyway, Clownie has to play Booy's team next week - if it's not raining.

Let me see, what else has been going on around here.... oh, they found the evil alien General of course. I wish that both of those aliens would get lost, but then we couldn't keep an eye on them so maybe it's for the best. Speaking of the aliens, we had another whisker trimming last week. Edgar got chewed on by the General, but he is fine. Other than that it went great.

Oh, Charlie and The-Short-One have made some friends. They have been over here twice all ready and guess what they have? A sticky fingered child! And what is worse is that Charlie and The-Short-One are always carying on about how "Cute" this little kid is. What about me? Aren't I cute? And I don't even have sticky hands! Hrmphphphphp.

Not much else has been going on around here. I suppose I shall let you all go,

TTFN
O

		Here is me, Booy and Perry starring outside at the tornado. It wasn't really that close to us, but everyone else was still scared.
		Here we all are jammed in the bathroom closet. It was really that crowded, in fact I think it was really more crowded!