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Hello my friends. I, your faithful and friendly piggy, am back once again.

This has been an interesting week. To begin with, we have had an epidemic of toxic fluff. What is toxic fluff? Well, it looks much like dandelion fluff, only there is a lot more of it. It began blowing in early last week, and I must admit that at first I didn't realize what the fluff was, but it soon became obvious. The Fluff is a weapon used by the evil cat army. You see, it blows around and releases toxins, which cause everyone to forget that cats are really aliens. That is how cats have been able to fool the whole world for all of these years. If you see mysterious fluff floating past your house, be sure and take the appropriate precautions - wear a face mask and try to avoid the outdoors until the fluff has blown away, otherwise you could find yourself forgetting all about the aliens and their evil plans. Beware!

On the baseball front, Booy's team lost, which means my team gets to play Clownie's next month. Unfortunately I will be in Iowa, so Annie (my assistant coach) will have to run the game for me. I think they are scheduling my games when I am gone on purpose! They know that if I were here we would win. But I know that Clownie wouldn't do that, but I suspect Booy might be involved, I wouldn't put anything past that old bear. Hmmmmmm.... I shall have to look into this.

Speaking of Iowa I am leaving tomorrow to go visit bubbles for a week. We have to go to The-Short-One's Father's house first, but then I will get to see my very best friend! I am so happy, because I miss Bubbles. It's too bad I have to go to The-Short-One's dad's house first, but I am willing to suffer.

Oh! I must tell you about the horror we faced! Well, you know that Charlie has made friends who often bring a little child with them. Well, she was over last week and really made a mess! I hid from her, but she got poor Pigelty-Wigelty. She drug him around and eventually left him in the middle of the front room. He was so scared he just played dead. After the child left, Charlie and The-Short-One cleaned up the mess, and do you think they were upset about it all? NO! They LIKE this messy kid! I think they like the kid better than they like ME! Can you believe it?

Other than that not much else has been going on. I guess that I shall let you go so that I can pack my little suitcases.

Ta Ta For now,
O

		Here I am protecting myself from the toxic fluff. I must say I am very proud of this picture.
		This is a picture of my baseball team "The Pigs". There is: Betsy, Me, Annie; Seymore, Moos, Spotty; Clarance John & Buster Thomas.
		I am hiding from that strange child who comes to visit us. Pigelty-Wigelty is playing dead in an effort to save himself.
		And here is the Evil General rubbing me. Ewwwwwww!