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Greetings to all. I write this from Bubbles's house. I know I was only supposed to be gone for two weeks, but as so often happens two weeks has turned into three. Something about The-Short-One's Mommy having surgery or something. I don't know. No one ever tells me anything, do they? Anyways I have one more week till I can go home.

The first week of my vacation was very, very scary. We went (again) to the house of nine cats (The-Short-One's Father's house). The father has gotten a computer and a digital camera! I was so very excited because the camera had a timer on it, so I managed to take some very good pictures of Booy and I enjoying ourselves. While we were there we met some more of the teddies that live there. Baby Rexy is a yellow dinosaur who loves crackers and is very radical. Jingles is a monkey who used to be in the circus with Clownie, and Carrots is a bunny in overalls. Anyway, the three are very strange and guess what they decided to do? Go and live with Bubbles! I must say I am glad they are staying with him because Baby Rexy force feeds everyone crackers all day long and frankly if I see another cracker for the next six months I may scream. I know he is only trying to share.... But....

I am now at Bubbles's house. We have been having fun all week! We got to play "The rain game", which I happen to love. (It involves sitting on the balcony in the rain with our umbrellas - long story). We have also been playing "Old MacDonald's Farm" a lot - of course. That is Bubbles's favorite game, you know. Bubbles's alien has been bad as usual. It appears she has some weird alien disease in her ears - some kind of bugs - and The-Short-One has to clean them out every day with this greasy stuff. The whole thing is disgusting.

On the alien front I have some news. It appears that Bubbles is also plagued with the toxic fluff. We went out on the balcony one morning and were nearly swamped in it, so apparently the mother ship had word that I was coming. Luckily I brought myself and Bubbles little face masks just in case. Ha Aliens! Also, after we left the house of nine cats two of the cats escaped and were found yowling on the roof! I am sure they were sending signals to the mother ship.. Apparently they can not communicate from inside the house - very interesting. Perhaps it is because the house is in a valley and the reception is poor. Hmmmmm.....

Well, that is all I have for now. Till next time,
O

		Here I am taking pictures of Booy with The-Short-One's Dad's digital camera. It was a lot of fun.
		Here is Bubbles and myself on the balcony surrounded by the toxic fluff.
		Here is Baby Rexy force feeding Bubbles, Mouse and myself crackers.
		This is a picture of The-Short-One's dad's cats on the roof. I did not actually see this, but I can imagine it.