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Hello, my friends. To begin with something horrible has happened with my web site - I AM OUT OF ROOM! That's right, in order to fit my circus review on here last time The-Short-One had to take off Booy, Spotty and Doggie's web sites, and there is still no more room! I am going to have to move to a new site, probably one of those that charge you (sigh). There goes my poor piggy allowance!

Because of that we are in the middle of trying to move my website, so a lot of the things on it are disabled, as I am sure you have noticed. Oh! It is so aggravating!

Well, school is back in session, and has been for some time. I forgot to tell you last time about the extraordinary thing that happened on our first day of school! We have a new teacher this year, a nice blue dog named Mrs. Friendly. Mrs. Friendly just got transferred to our school this year, and so she was of course a bit nervous. Well, things were going okay until she read the roll call. She made it to Booy's name and began to stare around wildly muttering to herself, "No, no, not again, not again!". Then she fainted! Much of the class was confused, though Clownie explained it to us. Mrs. Friendly was the teacher Booy used to have in Iowa (Back before The-Short-One moved and met Charlie). Booy has never been a model student and poor Mrs. friendly got stuck with him every single year. When Booy moved she was finally free and there was a rumor that she did a little jig. Anyway, she has transferred here and is now teaching Booy again. Everything has been okay since the first day and she has managed to hold on to her composure, but I have doubts about her stability.

The weather here has finally cooled off and fall is finally in the air. Ahhhh, the smell of dying leaves and hay bales - delicious! Not much else has been happening, as everyone has been bogged down by an unreasonable amount of homework. I must say our last teacher Miss Crumple assigned us a lot less homework! Of course, I am not complaining as I am a studious little piggy.

The aliens are all still here and still reeking havoc. The new one, Feanor, is still as bad as he was when we first got him. He is into everything and always playing with something he isn't supposed to have! Frankly I think The-Short-One should send him back to where ever he came from, but I doubt that will happen.

Charlie has gotten a new job, and is working very strange hours. I don't remember where it is he is working, something to do with homes and advantages or some such thing. I think it is like one of his old jobs, but I don't really remember. The-Short-One is still doing nothing constructive, though she has been doing the dishes lately and picking the house up a bit. It is much nicer here when she is not reading Harry Potter! When she was reading the Harry Potter books she didn't do any of the housework!

Not much else to talk about, I shall let you go now

Ta-Ta,
O

P.S. Hopefully my site will soon be moved to a more suitable place and then everything will once again be operational! I am still finishing up my "Extras" section and am looking forward to getting to post it!

	This is me and some of my classmates at school.
	This is our teacher after she read Booy's name - I think perhaps she is having a breakdown.