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Hello, my friends. I, your trustworthy piggy, am as angry as I can get.

To begin with, baseball is over! We should have had one more game to determine this year's champion. Just like last year it was supposed to be the two teams with the most wins, well Clownie's team had seven wins and my team and Booy's team had two. Because I and Booy were tied no one knew which team should play Clownie, so they just decided to hand the championship over to "The Stars" since (and I quote) "They're so far ahead anyway. Even if sum one beats them, 'The Stars' still win anyway,". Ooooooooh!!!! I am hopping mad at that "Household baseball Association"! I had finally managed to get my team to agree to practice!

I am also mad about a certain movie. Which I have finally gotten to see. The newest installment of The Lord of the Rings is finally released and we were so very excited. We had our biggest Jammie party yet, everyone was there - even Cluckers and Clyde. We had pizza and soda and cookies, things were going great - and then the movie started. It was good, at first and then the plot began to spiral out of control. Soon, the movie barely resembled the story it was based on. Three hours later, as the movie drew to an end, opinions were mixed. Some liked it better than the real story, some didn't care about the changes and some (like me) were upset. Well, to make a long story short an argument erupted and the Jammie party ended in a free for all! I got pinched by someone and I'm sure it was Betsy. Clownie was yelling at the top of his lungs for everyone to stop it, Tearful teddy was crying (as usual) and Henry was begging everyone to stop fighting. It took the remainder of the night for everyone to make up with everyone else and finally clean up the giant mess. I have even made up with Betsy, though she has not apologized for pinching me.

The new alien is still here, and still getting into trouble. I don't think he could be good if his life depended on it! I thought the evil little General was a nightmare, but nothing could prepare me for this alien! Feanor is always into EVERYTHING! He climbs on things, he chews on things, he tries to play with everything, Ooooooh, he is bad! He climbs on the desk and walks across the keyboard while I am trying to use the computer. He chases the turtles around when ever they are let out for exercise, and then he curls up with me! Something must be done soon, or I shall go crazy! I need an alien removal squad.

One good thing was that we had our circus today. Pongo had a very interesting Gorilla act where in he juggled bananas, though as he kept eating them as they flew past his mouth he was soon out of anything to juggle. Clownie was as amusing as usual, and Sonnett again did a singing tightrope act. Bully and Perry did a very interesting segment where Perry pretended to be Bully's trainer, getting him to perform quite a few tricks, including a Mexican hat dance! Rainbow made an appearance in Ellie's Elephant act, and the very brave Annie even did a bit with the new alien, tying a leash to his collar and trying to lead him around while Charles the Frog attempted to ride him. It didn't work very well, but it was a good effort. To see pictures of the circus see my circus review

Well, I had best be going. Since school is back in session I have quite a lot of homework.

TTFN
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P.S. I am working on adding two new sections to my web page: "Extras" and "About Aliens". "Extras" is going to have things like wallpaper, greeting cards, etc. that i have made over the years available for download. "About Aliens" is going to be an informative page about the invaders from planet Feline. They are going to be very interesting, I promise!

Here we are at our Two Towers party. See how peaceful it looks?

Here is what the party looked like as the special features played. Betsy says I am over exagerating, but I am sure that I am correct.