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Well, my friends, a new calamity has occurred! But let me start at the beginning.

To begin with The-Short-One's father and The-Slobby-Brother-Like-Person came down for a week long visit last week. Needless to say they were rarely her as they were always out sight seeing or some such other thing (which they did not invite us to join in). Of course the house got very messy and I became scared for my piggy life as there were great tumbleweeds of cat fur blowing around and leaning piles of dishes ready to fall off of the counter at any moment. Luckily I survived, and the house has finally gotten clean now.

Then things got worse, about as worse as they could get. There is a new alien in our midst, a little orange fur ball. I've been told it's a boy named Feanor. I have also discovered who he is. He is one of the top agents in the F.I.A. (Feline Intelligence Agency). That must be the message that Moogle sent to the cat army before the spaceship was taken away, that she needed assistance. Charlie says there are going to be "No more cats", but he said that last time too, so I am not reassured.

Anyway, this new alien is very bad. He is always on the counter or the table or scratching the new chair (yes, we got a new pink recliner that The-Short-One says is for company and which Charlie says is for him and which I am sure is really mine - though the cats are always in it). This cat is bad, bad, bad. he even bit The-Short-One on the nose and drew blood! He is also attention starved and wants snuggled constantly, he even tries to snuggle me! Ech!

Speaking of the spaceship, I forgot to tell you that it disappeared some weeks ago. I heard that it only went to the storage unit, but as long as it is not here that General Moogle can not use it, so i am happy for now.

Well, I must be getting to bed as it is quite, quite late,

Till next time, my friends,
O

		This is the new, evil kitty intelligence officer being examined by Shelob and Muffins.
		The-Short-One swears I am over exagerating with this picture, but when have I ever over exagerated?