July 2001


Volume XII	By Edgar T. Penguin	July 2001

Oinkers/Booy Debate Last month as we all know Booy T. Bear got himself and the rest of us permanently grounded from the cow pond by throwing earthworms down Candie's swimsuit. Our expert, Dr. Oinkers believes that this is just another stop on Booy's way to the bottom. Booy, on the other hand, defends his actions. Their debate took place in the living room before a small panel, here are the results. When the debate was over it left everyone breathless. Oinkers main point was this: "That bear is a menace to us all. He skips school, he spends his allowance on comic books, he doesn't take baths, and most importantly he can't control his instinct for bad behavior." Oinkers then sited examples of this, "His fight with doggie, his constant hooky-playing, his last cow pond fight..." Booy's defense was a simple one, "I'm not bad, I just have a hard time being good. Besides, Candie broke my tugboat!" In the end, the panel ruled that Booy was not a menace, but that he did need to mend his ways. Oinkers's response; "It is an outrage! I am banned from the cow pond and I was being good!". Booy's just happy it's over. Baseball Game This Month There will be a baseball game held the second Tuesday of this month. Get your teams organized!	Moogle Alien Queen's General Arrives Shelob, the resident Alien Queen, now has a new helper: General Moogle. General Moogle moved in at the end of last month and shows no sign of leaving. She spends her days tearing up the house and "playing" with the queen. An anonymous tip says that Shelob is angry at the General for coming and at Plant Feline for sending her help. I have talked to Oinkers, head of the "Save The earth" program. Oinkers has assured me that he is working on a plan at this very moment to eliminate the General. He also had this to say, "General Moogle may appear small and harmless, but be warned she is a lethal killing machine." Post Cards for Sale Send your friends summer post cards! Many styles to choose from, only 25¢ a piece! Contact Oinkers if you're interested. Contributions Taken Contributions need to be in by the 29th of each month for consideration, any later and I can NOT print them.	A Day in the Life of a Spy Everyone is curious about the life of adventure and excitement lived by a spy, so last month I spent a day following around our very own spy Moos. Our day began with a hearty breakfast, and then came Moos briefing. Oinkers sent our spy on assignment to find out if the rumor of a new cat was true or not. Moos gathered his peripherals (binoculars and such things) and we headed off. We spent the morning dodging the Evil Alien Queen and doing surveillance work. Finally close to lunch we had our break, the tiny kitten walked right past us! On our way back to report moos was captured by Shelob, but she soon lost interest in him and began fighting with this new kitten, so we escaped. Moos handed in his report, and spent the rest of the day relaxing. I enjoyed being a spy for a day, and I hope my readers enjoyed it too! Changes in Game Night Since the move to the new house game night has been somewhat disorganized. But that is all changing. "Rummy" can be played in the living room area, and Buster Thomas's variety night is still available under the kitchen table. Roary ha started "Shoots-n-Ladders" which can be played in the studio area of the frontroom.

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