September 2001


Volume XIV	By Edgar T. Penguin	September 2001

Moogle Encrypting Files By Oinkers Last month I discovered that the evil alien general has been encrypting secret messages to the cat army in my web pages! I have been making my web pages at home and giving them to The-Short-One on disks,, so all she had to was to upload them, but no longer! here is the secret message I discovered that gave everything away: : General Moogle reporting. I have discovered the problem with our Queen. One of these strange creatures has been disabling her transmitting antenna. I fear that they will also eventually disable mine as well, so I shall encrypt my messages in the files to be uploaded to the pink one's web page. I have also discovered these humans weakness - it is a fuzzy "kitty" tummy. Using our fuzzy tummies I believe we can defeat this race. I will send more later. As you can see, it is a good thing I am around to save this pathetic planet. Fall Word Search Made By Spud Books Class Football Hayride Math Science Teacher	The Evil General Picture by Oinkers Operation "Subdue the General" a Success Last month "Operation Subdue the General" was put into action. We were actually planning to wait till later this month, but Oinkers discovered that the general Moogle had been encrypting secret alien files into his web pages, which Joey uploads to the internet. After his awesome discovery we knew we had to act! Booy held the tiny General down while I trimmed her whiskers, and we were both hardly scratched! I am just proud to be able to help save this great planet earth, as should all be who participate! Crabby to Hold Treasure Hunt Next weekend Crabby is hosting a "Treasure Hunt" in the cow field. All who wish to attend need to be in the cow-field by 2pm Saturday. The treasure is a basket of cookies, being donated by Doggie. Hope to see everyone there!	"Clue" the New Craze Already the "Rummy" craze is gone, and I am sad to see that. The new craze is "Clue" which can be played on Wednesday nights in the living room. Roary and Clarance John are still holding their rival games in the same locations. Baseball Re-Match Ends the Same Two weeks ago, "The Pigs" beat "The Bears" 45 -12. Head coach and star pitcher Booy was again disqualified, only this time it was for taunting the opposing team. The referees, Annie and Pigelty-Wigelty, felt that he was being unnecessarily rude and benched him for the rest of the game. In the third inning replacement pitcher for "The Bears", Clownie, let every member of "The Pigs" hit the ball. He had this to say, "I didn't want them to be sad because they missed it. I like everyone to be happy." A certain bear named Booy is far from happy with the outcome and swears he will defeat "that egotistical maniac, Oinkers." Personally, I don't see it happening.

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