March 2002


Volume XX	By Edgar T. Penguin	March 2002

Snow Wars Last month there was a very big snow that is expected to be the last snow of the year. The storm dumped at least four inches of snow, causing School to be dismissed early. The snow was enjoyed by all, and a large scale snow war was held. Booy's team won the battle, but Oinkers swore that it was only because he "let them win." Booy said, "We won fair and square. It must be sad to be unable to admit that you lost." Either way it was a great day! Baseball Teams Forming In view of last years baseball games, teams are already forming for this years tournament. Oinkers is heading "The Pigs", and Booy is heading "The Bears". If you want to sign up for these teams you need to see the coaches. Clownie is discussing the possibility of starting his own team, "The Stars". It is not a certainty yet, so if you want to be on his team then please let him know so he will know there is interest in it. Whether you join a team or just watch the games, it promises to be a fun summer.	Alien Queen Disabled Picture by Oinkers Project Save the Earth Back on Track Late last month Oinkers and Booy returned from Iowa to find that the cats whiskers had not been trimmed, so a trimming was immediately organized. Spotty, the fill-in general, Booy and myself held down the aliens and trimmd their transmitting antennas, so they can no longer send messages to the mother ship. Oinkers was very disappointed, "leave others in charge and nothing gets done! I even left an honorary general, but did they take care of the aliens while I was gone, NO." Booy had this to say, "I think Oinkers is cracked." Either way the next time they are on a trip we are responsible for trimming the whiskers.	Alien Broken By Oinkers The Alien General, Moogle, is broken. I am not sure what is wrong with her, but I have heard The-Short-One say repeatedly that the general "Needs Fixed." As such, I am advising everyone to stay as far away from the general as possible, because she may explode, and cause serious injury to all. Easter on it's Way Easter will be here early next month. Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White are holding a Spring Tea the week before Easter. Everyone is invited, except for those who were banned last time. You know who you are. Sonnett will be holding an Easter Egg Painting party two weeks from today in the kitchen at 3 o'clock pm. Paints, egg dies and eggs will be provided. Oinkers is writing a letter to the Easter Bunny on behalf of our household, so if there is anything you want to say to him, please let Oinkers know. Have a happy Easter! Joke From Charles Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It was feeling Crummy!

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