Volume XXVI | By Edgar T. Penguin | September 2002 | ||
Last month "The Stars" played "The Pigs" and lost, 12 - 7. It was a fast paced game, but by the second inning it was obvious which way it was going to go. "The Pigs" went on to beat "The Bears" 9 - 5. As usual Booy was thrown out of the game for heckling the head coach of the opposing team. He had this to say, "I have a right to say what I want. Besides, Oinkers starts it by making faces!" "The Pigs" will once again be matched up against "The Stars", though it is unclear whether Oinkers will be here or not.
Pigs vs Bears; Pigs win 8 - 6 May: Stars vs Pigs; Stars win 7 - 3 Stars vs Bears; Stars win 6 - 4 June: Stars vs Pigs; Stars win 6 - 4 Stars vs Bears; Bears win 12 - 6 July: Bears vs Pigs; Bears win 7 - 3 Bears vs Stars; Stars win 9 - 5 August: Stars vs Pigs; Pigs win 7 - 12 Pigs vs Bears; Pigs win 9 - 5
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Picture by Oinkers
From the moment of his discovery rumors have flown that this is really another alien that is in cahoots with Shelob and Moogle, but those rumors have finally been laid to rest. I interviewed Oinkers on this important subject; "The dog is not in league with the cats, in fact he would like to eat them! They both hate him, especially the general! We have nothing to fear from him!" I'm sure we are all glad to hear that!
Oinkers will teach all participants to use "Word", "Paint Shop Pro", and "Winamp". Hope to see everyone there!
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Stop Skipping Schhool! Once again school is in session. This year I am hoping to appeal to those teddies, which skip a lot of school days. You know who you are (Booy, & Oinkers) Is goignt to Iowa really that important? As important as your education. If you guys would go to school maybe you could actually get out of Mrs. Friendly's class and move up a grade. How many years have you been in the same grade because of absences? Five? I say it is time you got responsible and put your noses to the grindstone as it were. It is time to quit skipping school!
So far he has gotten five signatures. His goal is forty. If you feel he should get paid more then contact him and he'll have you sign up! |
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