October 2002


Volume XXVII	By Edgar T. Penguin	October 2002

Baseball Season Over Last month baseball season officially ended Due to the arrival of our "guests" on the day the game was scheduled for it had to be postponed and then was eventually cancelled. Each team played six games, but in the end "The Stars" won four of their six games, making them this years winners. "The Pigs" came in second with three wins, and "The Bears" third with two wins. I, for one, can't wait for next season! Editorial: Trips are Necessary By Oinkers I can not believe that anyone would put me in the same category as a certain school skipping bear (Booy). The trips I take to Iowa are necessary and important! What would Bubbles do if he didn't see me? And how would The-Short-One survive her trips with out me? For everyone's information I do my school work while I am in Iowa and keep up with my studies! i am a studious little pig who finds school very important. I am shocked at the attack on my character and expect an apology.	Halloween is Comming Picture by Oinkers Halloween Fun Planned Once again Halloween is on it's way, and there are many activities planned! Of course there will be a Halloween party, but due to the occupation of the living room it will be held in the big bedroom. Everyone be sure and dress up! Oinkers is hosting a "Pumpkin Carving Party" next Saturday. Bring your pumpkins and your ideas. Patterns and carving kits are available. Batty is hosting a scary movie marathon the third Saturday this month. All who wish to attend meet in the living room after the "guests" have fallen asleep. Doggie is providing treats. All in all it promises to be a fun-filled Halloween! Game Night Changes Due to the unavailability of several rooms game night has changed. All games are held in the big bedroom. Clue, Shoots-N-Ladders, and Variet Night are all available.	The Battle Begins Last month a strange thing happened, strangers came into our house. Two wandering and financially destitute people arrived on our doorstep and were allowed to stay! Their presence has caused complications in the everyday lives of all of the residence of this house. One such affected kid is Booy, "I am tired of having to hide in the bedroom all day". Another, Oinkers, had this to say, "If Dolphin Girl and Curly Top don't get a job and move out soon I will move them out!". Clownie had a different view, "If they need to stay here for awhile then that's okay. Everyone deserves a chance." Oinkers later expressed to me that he saw this as a battle between us and them, "And the battle begins!" Is this truly a battle, or is it just an uncomfortable situation for all teddy kind? You decide. Petition Fails Pigelty-Wigelty's petition for a raise in his secretarial wages has failed. He had this to say, "If everyone is concerned with my work quality then they should have signed my petition! I only got seven signatures!" His goal was forty.

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