October 2000


Volume III	By Edgar T. Penguin	October 2000

Internet is Gone Due to a disagreement with the phone company we have lost our internet connection as of last month. Luckily, Spotty had gotten his web site finished before this happened. With no internet it means that any updating will have to be done at the library by Joey. This has also destroyed weekly "chat room night" and any surfing that might have been done. We are all affected, but none more than Oinkers. "It is a horrible calamity! Do they not know the hardships I will now have to endure?" Hopefully the mess will be straightened out soon and we can be re-connected. Need a Mystery Solved? Do you have a hopeless mystery on your hands? Then Spotty and Batty are the pair for the case! We offer our services for free, and most cases can be solved in a day! Contact Spotty or Batty!	Poker Night Edgar, Booy and Oinkers Picture by Oinkers Poker Craze Sweeps House Since "Weekly-Chat-Room-Night" is no longer available, a new craze has taken over; "Poker Night". Once a week, all those interested in playing "Poker" gather in the living room and the fun begins. Currently Oinkers is the reigning champion, winning twelve straight games. Oinkers had this to say, "I am the champion." But will he be the champion forever, or will someone usurp his place at the top, that is if this craze lasts long enough. Artist for Hire Wanted: Need anything drawn? Then you need to talk to Oinkers! I will draw pictures for cards, signs, etc.	Detective Agency Solves First Mystery Spotty and Batty, aside from becoming best friends, have solved their first mysetry. They were hired by Apple Blossom White to find out who stole her tea set and retrieve it, if possible. It only took the duo a day to solve this heinous crime. It turned out that the tea set was not stolen, only misplaced. They found the tea set outside under the large bush. Apple Blossom White was very happy to have her tea set back, "I can't believe they found it so fast! I'm glad we have our own detectives!" Aren't we all. New Game Invented Buster Thomas has created a new game called "Shoot". This new game is a combination of "balck Jack" and "Rummy". Buster Thomas and his best friend Clarance John have invented it to rival "Poker". It can be played on Poker Night in the Computer Room.

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