July 2003


Volume XXXVI	By Edgar T. Penguin	July 2003

	Assistant Coach Wins Picture by Oinkers First Wins of the Season Last month both "The Bears" and "The Pigs" had their first baseball victories! In the first game "The Pigs", under direction of Assistant Coach Annie, beat "The Stars" 12 to 9. The second game of the month put "The Pigs" against "the Bears", leaving "The Bears" victorious with a 10 to 7 score. This has been the first wins for both of these teams during this season. When interviewed, both Booy and Oinkers were very pleased. "It's about time we got the glory we deserve," commented Oinkers. "The Bears" will play "The Stars" again early this month. Alien's Fluff Everywhere By Oinkers In last months paper I warned you all about the toxic alien fluff and it's mind numbing secretions, well on my recent travels I have discovered something: The fluff is everywhere! That is right, my fellow teddies. The toxic fluff is also in both in Southeastern AND Southwestern Iowa. I have, of course, warned all of the Teddies in these regions. What does this mean? It means that the aliens are launching a wide spread attack on our planet! They are using the fumes from the fluff to make us forget that they are aliens. Does this mean an attack is imminent? I am not sure, but be careful brothers in arms! Remember to wear facemasks at all times! Thank You The Penguin Post would like to thank everyone who submited advertisements for this issue. As you can see, Oinkers brought back some ads from his trip to Iowa! I want to give everyone, both here and in Iowa a big thank you! Next month's paper will return to normal, and as always if you would like to submit ads, articles, stories, pictures etc. then please have them to me by the 28th of each month! Thanks. Holiday On It's Way The fourth of July will soon be here and there are many activities planned. Oinkers is planning on a pagent to show what The Fourth of July is really about. Oinkers will be playing George Washington. If you'd like to be involved let him know. There will also be the annual Bar-B-Que on the deck. Doggie will be in charge of food, but is always ready for volunteers. Dinner will be followed by the annual fireworks display. if you would like to help purchase firworks for this please talk to Booy. Hope to see everyone there!

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