January 2005


Volume LIV	By Edgar T. Penguin	January 2005

Alien Also Intelligence Officer By Oinkers I, your alien fighting pig, have done much research to discover some things pertaining to the new alien in the house. To begin with, she is also an Intelligence officer, and like her predecessor is trained to use the computer. She may look exceedingly dumb, but I assure you it is a ploy! Already the people in this house are letting that alien do exactly what it wants with no repercussions. I suspect that the alien is trained in mind control and may be brainwashing us as we speak! Be careful friends, watch out for this evil alien and never underestimate her. Remember, together we can win the fight for all of earth-kind! Christmas Brings Joy Once again Christmas has been and gone, but as usual it has left it's stamp on all our hearts. We opened our presents Christmas morning after a delicious breakfast provided by Doggie, Natasha and Andy of Christmas Tree French toast. We also adopted some of the Iowa Bear's traditions this year, such as their gift opening. Instead of the random chaos we have always preferred, each bear takes a turn playing "Santa Claus" and gets to hand out presents. This made the actual opening time take longer, plus it made it more of a surprise because you did not know what you would open next! The mess was cleaned up by the time that Joey and Charlie got up, and then bubbles and oinkers headed off with them while the rest of us had a fun filled day playing with our great new presents.	Riot! Picture by Oinkers School Wide Riot By Boo Boo Last month a school wide riot was incited by a member of our own household: Bubbles. Bubbles has been very concerned about the lack of information available pertaining to the Teddy Government. Bubbles believes that there is no government and that everything is either chaos or run by a Teddy Dictator. The riot began late last month after Bubbles and several classmates had been sent to the office for marching around the classroom. Word spread quickly and soon most of the school was parading around bearing signs that said "Down with Dictators" and "You Can't Hide the Truth". The principal finally managed to subdue the rioters and cancelled the school's Christmas parties as punishment. Bubbles had this to say, "I did not mean to start a riot, but since the riot got started I think it's a good thing. Maybe if all the bears everywhere stood up and demanded to know the truth then at last we would get somewhere." He also says he is not planning on any more riots, so cross your fingers! Thank You Doggie, Natasha and Andy would like to thank those who helped cook Christmas dinner & those who helped with the party food. It saved a lot of time, and really made a big difference. You are deeply appreciated!	Christmas Concert a Real "Hit" Easter and Sonnet's Christmas Concert was a real hit - literally! The show started off just fine, as many talented performers sang their rendition of Christmas carols. Then after the intermission things changed as the Harry's took the stage. The first Harry song, performed by several of the girls was all right, but then the boys came out hauling large buckets. Audience members did not have to wonder what was in the buckets for long, as the Harrys sang "A Snowball Christmas" they pelted the crowd with ice cream snowballs! Peanuts and Mr. Tubby managed to get things under control and the rest of the show finished quickly, the bears who performed were talented, but as most everyone was covered in sticky ice cream it was not as enjoyable as it should have been. A New Year By Willie 2004 may be gone, but 2005 has arrived to take it's place! A party was held on New Year's Eve and was attended by most of the household. Andy, Natasha and Doggie spent much of the day making enough party food for the party, which included weenie winks, little smokies, mini pizzas, igloo salad, and much more. We watched "Return of the King: Special Edition" and played board games. At midnight The Fuzzy Animals played several festive songs, including "Auld Langsyne" It was a wonderful party and if it is any indication of how 2005 will go then we are in for a treat.

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