February 2005


Volume LV	By Edgar T. Penguin	February 2005

Rodeo Date Set By Willie The date for the first ever Inner-House Rodeo Championship has finally been set. Ruby announced last month that the Rodeo would be held the first weekend of March. If the weather is good it will be held out on the deck, if not then it will be in the kitchen where there is plenty of floor space. There are already 13 bears signed up for the events, and Ruby is currently negotiating for some rodeo clowns, but she won't say who. If you are interested in joining in the festivities then talk to Ruby, there is still plenty of room for more participants. Editorial: The Government Question By Bubbles I am aware that many of you felt that I have gone too far in my quest for the truth, but I say I haven't. Those of you who do not agree with me should take a look at the facts. Do you know who the teddy President is? Have you ever voted? The answer to both of those questions is "well, no.." No one knows, or at least they aren't talking. I say it is time we knew who was in charge of making the laws we are forced to follow! Time we knew who it was that sits in our highest office, and time we knew how they got there! Currently, I and Oinkers have begun a letter writing campaign to try to uncover the truth. If you are interested we could always use more help! Remember, we deserve to know!	Culprit Caught! Picture by Oinkers Kitchen Mystery Solved The mystery that has been plaguing this house for the last month has finally been solved, and the culprit caught! It began early last month, in the middle of the night an unknown person would make themselves snacks in the kitchen while everyone else slept, and they did not even clean up their mess! Doggie, fed up with the situation, threatened once again to padlock the kitchen if this wasn't stopped, so Spotty and Batty took the case. After many fruitless nights they asked Ruff and Sherlock to assist them. Finally, Spotty and Ruff uncovered the culprit during one of their kitchen stakeouts - it was Bob! Bob has been sleepwalking and in his sleep he has been making himself snacks and eating them, but because he was asleep he had no memory of it the next day. Now that we know, steps are being taken to insure Bob doesn't sleepwalk - or sleepsnack anymore! Lost & Found Lost: One pair of green socks with yellow daisies aroung the top. If found please return to Betsy. Lost: I am missing a yellow bottle marked "Dangerous". If you find it please DO NOT OPEN, just return to Edgar II.	Valentine's Day Party By Boo Boo The Valentine's day Party will be held on the evening of valentine's day. Prissy, one of the group in charge, asks that you be sure and bring Valentine's for everyone as there will be an exchange. There is also going to be a costume contest, with the theme being Valentine's Day Costumes. There will be prizes for the top costumes. Of course, Andy, Natasha and Doggie will be making treats for the party so everyone be sure and attend! Captain Teddy Fest In answer to the sugary-ness of Valentine's day, Booy and Doggie are organizing a Captain Teddy Fest. "The last thing we need," said Booy, "Is another smoochy-goochy, sickeningly sweet load of rubbish! Adventure, excitement, heroism - isn't that a lot more fun?" Their Captain Teddy Fest was originally planned for Valentine's day but after what Doggie calls "Major fist-persuasion from Annie" they have moved the party to the evening before (Sunday). "Don't think of this as rebelling against the girls," Booy added quickly. "Think of it as rebelling against a holiday created by card companies to promote mushy-ness! After all, girls make sure there's enough mushy-ness year round!"

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