I am devoting this page to an attempt to explain the Harrys. What are Harrys? Harrys are an extremely bad breed of creatures that were created by The-Short-One's Mom. Harrys are very distinctive as they are all BALD and they all have buttons on their over-alls - even the ninjas have buttons.

The first Harrys were Big Button and Hannah. Big Button is one of the worst Harrys, as he is the origional template for all the others. Henry and G.I. Harry were next, but something extraodinary happened to Henry and instead of being being bad he is exactly the opposit - he is an angelic sweety-pie. How did Henry turn out nice while G.I. Harry turned out as bad as Big Button? Maybe he has different stuffings, or maybe he is a freak of Harry nature, no one knows for sure and it is a mystery to this day. The next Harrys were Patchwork Harry and Hatty, both of which were as evil as their predicesors, as was every other Harry that came into existance after that.

There are a total of 45 Harrys as of Christmas 2005 when Bubbles's mommy felt the need to bring three more into the world! A scary prescident has been set as Evil Harry was made for Charlie! I hope this will not be a new trend - the world does not need more of these terrible creatures! All of them except Bitey Harry are currently living with us! Half of the Harrys actually belong to The-Slobby-Brother-Like-Person but for some reason only Bitey Harry lives with him - and instead of being where I think they belong, they are here causing trouble!

Here is a poem that Bubbles's Mommy wrote about them:

"To bed, to bed, my Pumpkin head
It's Halloween tonight.
And if you stay up very late,
You'll get an awful fright."

"For witches ride their brooms tonight
and monsters roaming, scary
But even scarier by far
Is the grinning face of a Harry!"

"They're never up to any good,
Delight in being naughty,
And if you try to stop the beasts
they'll throw you in the potty!"

"So beware, beware of Halloween,
When it's dark and gloomy,
Just huddle in your little bed,
In your safe little roomy!"

I think that sums them up.