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Spring Greetings my friends! Perhaps I am being a little ahead of myself as it is still February, but it feels as though spring is here. The weather has been quite nice lately, though we did have a cold snap just the other day. All in all though it has been nice.

I am beginning to wonder if perhaps the tiny turtle is not involved with the aliens after all. You see, the tiny turtle (Hagrid) has escaped and was not found for a week! The-Short-One claims he was somewhere in this house, but I am not convinced. perhaps the turtles are from another planet and maybe when they escape they are really being beamed home for a short time. The only problem is I have no idea what the Turtles secret mission would be. They generally spend their time swimming in the sink or hanging out in their terrarium. They are quite boring. Anyway, Charlie finally found Hagrid next to the door, where he clearly was NOT the night before, so there you go.

I still have not heard back from bubbles yet, though I have heard things are very hectic up there so I am not worried about him, but i wish he would hurry and write me back. Though he will be here for a visit in April, and then he will move here in May. Can you believe it? I can not wait!

As for Pigelty-Wigelty's secret red book I have caught a glimpse of it and then it was snatched away from me by the angry pig in question. I did not get a good look at it, but I did manage to read this:

"...pickled pigs feet in a jar of mustard..."

What is this book? I think it is a super secret diary detailing his diabolical plans and that in it he has confided that his legendary "feet" are really nothing more than pickled pig's feet in a jar of mustard, which he must keep hidden somewhere. That way, when he says he has feet he is technically not lying, even though the feet are not attached to him. Pigelty-Wigelty was quite upset when he caught me reading his red book and he says that he is going to complain to the teddy Council again if i do not stop, so it is going to be hard to get hold of the book and find out anymore.

Booy and Doggie have been very busy the last two weeks, as they have been getting ready for "The First Annual Captain Teddy Convention". It is an all day event to commemorate the opening of his newest movie "Captain teddy and the Calypso Caper", it is set on some Tropical island and introduces a new nemesis "Count Caribbean". There are going to be hundreds of crazy bears running around dressed in costumes and carrying comic books for hours before the movie actually opens, there is even a rumor that Captain Teddy himself might make a brief appearance. Doggie and Booy have been working on their costumes and are hoping The-Short-One will let them camp out in front of the Teddy town auditorium the night before so that they can be sure that they get in. I think they are all nuts!

Seymore, in the meantime, has undertaken a new project: to psychoanalyze the Harrys and discover why they are so bad. I don't think that he is going to get far, but he is determined that if one can discover what makes the Harrys bad that then the Harrys as a whole can work towards being better. I find it laughable, but i guess if it keeps everyone entertained then it's fine.

Well, that is about all for now, so I shall let you go

TTFN
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