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Hello to one and all. I, once again, am writing my bi-weekly entry in an effort to keep everyone informed.

To begin with Seymore has met with a few of the Harrys individually and to say that the meetings went better would be an overstatement. I admit that no one tied Seymore up, but I would still not call them successful meetings. Big Button spent the entire meeting talking in Dr. Seuss type rhymes and giving Seymore raspberries. Haunce spent the entire time trying to suck Seymore's blood (Haunce is a vampire), Black Button answered every question with a question, and Horrible Harry spent the entire half an hour repeating everything Seymore said. I think the frog should give this project up, but no one ever listens to me.

I have written Bubbles back and I did not even answer Andy's rude little chart. I was very surprised though, because my friends stood up for me. Annie, Pongo, Doggie, Booy, and Clownie all wrote letters to Andy to tell him to be nice. I doubt that Andy's little shriveled wooden heart will be touched at all, but it is worth a shot.

Guess where The-Short-One went last week? To Iowa! Did I go? NO! Actually it turned out she went with her "friends" because the Crabby-Dwarf-Man had a dentist appointment and they were only gone for two days and they went to see The-Short-one's Dad (which is at the other end of the state from Bubbles), so it turned out that I was actually glad not to go. besdies, that is where the nine aliens live and I do not want to visit them!

Annie and Candie have gotten into a fight. I am not sure what it is about, but Betsy has taken Candie's side so Annie has been spending her time with Cuddles and Tally. It is only a matter of time before she cracks though, because all Cuddles likes to do is dance ballet and Annie does not like ballet. It is quite amusing watching her try to pirouette and such. She has even appealed to The-Short-One and gotten a pair of ballet shoes and a tutu. I think it is sad that she is willing to suffer in an effort to get back at Candie. As I said I don't know what their fight was about, but I will certainly put some work into investigating.

Booy and Doggie are still grounded. Booy is not taking his grounding well as all of his souvenirs from the convention have been confiscated and he can not take them to school and show them off. He has been bragging to all the bears at school about his autograph and his costume but since he can't take them to school, everyone thinks that he is lying and he is getting very crabby. I am waiting for him to open his big mouth and end up grounded for longer.

I have horrific news on the alien front. I think the mother ship was here for three days! That's right, a large vehicle disguised as a camper trailer was parked right in front of our house, but no one ever saw a single person near it. Since it has left the cats have been acting more purposeful, so I am pretty sure that it was the mother ship. it was large enough that at least a hundred cats could have lived in the thing. As I said no one ever saw a single person near it and no one saw it arrive or leave. I am deeply concerned about the fate of our planet and the future of our civilization. Everyone needs to be alerted and to keep a close eye on any and all cats that they have contact with.

Speaking of things going on around here, the neighbor is gone (the one that yells "Argh!" all the time). The landlord came with the bug guy and I heard her asking Charlie if he had seen the neighbor because the apartment was completely empty. Frankly I am quite happy and am hoping that someone a little less crazy moves in next door.

I will end this with some good news: Bubbles will be here on May first! That's right, The-Slobby-Brother-Like-Person and The-Short-One's Mommy will be moving here May first and of course Bubbles will be here too! Though of course Andy will be here too, so I now have mixed feelings. I think Andy owes me an apology, and I will not speak to him again until he apologizes to me. Though I am looking forward to Bubbles being here, he will get to go to school with me and he will get to meet all of my friends, I am so very excited!

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Here is the alien Mother-Ship disguised as a Camper Trailer.

Here is Annie trying to be a ballet dancer - isn't it funny?