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Hello my friends! Things have gotten exng around here! To begin with The-Slobby-Brother-Like-Person came for a four-day visit and brought Bubbles and Baby Bear with him. Then, when he left, he forgot them! That's right, they are still here! Which means that they are just staying because the next time we will see Bubbles's Mommy is May 1st when she moves here. Isn't it great? Bubbles got to come three whole weeks early!

Bubbles is going to school here, now. Baby Bear says that they aren't supposed to, and that their teacher was giving them all of their tests ahead of time so that they would just be done with school a month ahead of everyone else because it was silly to go to a new school for only one month and it would mess them all up. Baby Bear is a little cross at being forgotten, but Bubbles and I are both quite happy. Though I am sure he will stat to miss his Mommy soon.

The Pigelty-Wigelty mystery has been solved, and the red book has nothing to do with his feet! It turns out it is a diary of what he eats and what he doesn't eat. The "pickled pigs feet in a jar of mustard" was something he was offered at school lunch by a fellow student and rejected. I think he is crazy to keep a book detailing what he does and does not eat and where it comes from, but he says it is for "security purposes". Needless to say he is extremely mad at me and has been threatening me with his "pig-etsu" martial arts, but I am not worried. If he gets too mouthy i will just sit on him and squash him flat! Either way, the mystery about his feet is still unsolved and I fear it will remain that way (sigh).

Booy and Doggie are finally ungrounded, and have gotten all of their Captain Teddy things back. They took their costumes to school for show and tell and quite a few of the teddies that had said that they made up the whole thing had to apologize to them, so Booy is quite happy. He is also thrilled that Baby Bear is here, as Baby Bear is his twin and he has missed him.

Annie and Candy are still fighting, which means Annie is still spending time with Cuddles. Cuddles is planning to put on a ballet performance to welcome Bubbles's friends when they come, and is currently advertising for a boy to be in it! I can't imagine what boy in this house would put on a pair of tights and dance around, but I guess we will see. Annie is quite miserable with all of this ballet stuff, but she refuses to make up with Candy - which reminds me. I found out what the fight was over! They are fighting over the fact that Annie told Mickey Drew (a boy in their class) that Candy said he had big ears, so he told the teacher and Candy got in trouble. Annie says that Mickey asked her if candy had said his ears were big and she just told the truth, but Candy says that Annie did it on purpose to get her in trouble because she was mad because Candy got an A on the test and Annie didn't. Girls are so weird! They fight over the dumbest things!

Seymore has had a few more Harry meetings and in my opinion he is no closer to a solution than he was before he began. All of the Harrys (excluding Henry) are bad, bad, bad, and that is just the way it is. They are bad because they enjoy being bad, and that is the answer. Of course, Seymore is sure it is something more complex, but I think he is crazy. This whole household is crazy, actually! I think they are getting worse, too - maybe it is the warm weather.... Hmmmmmm... Anyway, Seymore ended up with a red painted mustache after his meeting with Horribella, and Vampire Harry spent the whole time eating a bottle of ketchup (which I find disturbing on many levels). I tell you, that frog is wasting his time!

Well, I suppose I had best be going now, as Bubbles and I have to do our homework!

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