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April 12 - 24 2004

Greetings friends! Next week Bubbles's mommy and all of his other friends will be moving here! I cannot believe how time has flown, can you? Bubbles has been going to school with me the last several weeks and is enjoying it, though he is having a hard time catching up to where we are since our teacher is more of a slave driver than his old one was. We will have our final tests at the end of next month and I hope Bubbles is ready. Mrs. friendly was sympathetic till Baby bear opened his mouth and told her about the arrangement they had with Mrs. Prickles (they were going to take their tests early so that instead of switching schools with only a month to go they would already have been out of school when they moved here), now she is a bit sterner with Bubbles. I don't think it is fair, it is not his fault he was forgotten.

A lot has happened here these last couple of weeks. I have added a new page to my website, Adopt A Pixie. I did not actually make the Pixies, though I did clean them up a bit. The-Short-One discovered them on the Dark Angel website, and they said i could put them on my site. They also donated some web sets for my Extras Page under the "Stuff for your Website" catagory.

To begin with an extremely traumatic series of events unfolded last week. The-Short-One decided I needed a bath (which I didn't as I am a clean little piggy). So she soaked me with luke-warm water and then suds me up until I looked like a puffy cloud! She got soap in my eyes and even my ears, it was horrific! Then she rinsed me up and hung me upside down in the process! When this horror was over I then had to sit in the bathroom for two days drying - though it wasn't too bad because Bubbles had a bath after me so I wasn't alone. When I was dry The-Short-One discovered that I needed surgery because I was leaking stuffings - which I blame on her far to vigorous scrubbing. Did she wait for her Mom to come and sew me up? NO! I actually trust her mother, but The-Short-One with a needle is scary! Anyway, she sewed me up and so far the stitches have held, but I can't see having a lot of confidence in their longevity. Granted my other repairs have not come loose yet, but still it is The-short-one!

The ballet practices are underway. Cherry pink and Apple Blossom white are working on the costumes as we speak, and I am, of course, helping with set design. I have quite a crew and if they will just get to work we will have the set done in time for the production! You will never guess who they got as a boy: Henry. The poor guy couldn't say no. I think he is going to look very silly in a pair of tights, but not any sillier than Annie is looking trying to dance! Hee-hee, it is hilarious! She has absolutely no natural grace at all! She and candy are at least on speaking terms now, by the way, but are still ad at each other. Frankly the whole thing is a bit strange to me.

Seymore has been interviewing Harrys still and has also still not come to a conclusion. he has a few more Harrys left to meet with before he is going to try to organize his findings. he says he may require additional interviews to draw a conclusion. It is a shame he is so busy with his new Harry project as I think he would have been perfect for Cuddle's ballet - maybe I will suggest that to the girls, Hee-hee.

Charlie and The-Short-One have brought home another turtle. This one is very tiny; he is only a little bigger than a silver dollar. Their turtles just keep getting tinier and tinier, frankly I think there are quite enough turtles here and wish they would quit bringing them home!

The aliens have been very quiet lately - amazing since no one has been home lately! I don't know where The-Short-One is going all of the time, but I will say she has been cleaning a bit more when she is home, though the bedroom is a bit of a mess now as they have been camping the last couple of days with Charlie's dad and are currently at the zoo - with Bubbles and cuddles might I add. Apparently if you take a teddy bear you get in free, and since I am a pig they were doubtful that I would qualify! Hmmmppphhhh! I am offended and think that is discrimination! When is "Bring A Pig Day"? It really doesn't matter, though, because we are going to go to the zoo as a field trip soon, it just annoys me.

Well, I suppose I had best go and attend to my homework.

TTFN
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P.S. I forgot to tell everyone that it was Charlie's birthday on the 17th! In his honor I have made a new set.

This is me being tortured by The-Short-One.
Here is what Henry will look like in his costume - isn't it funny?



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