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Hello my friends! Summer is almost here - and so are all the Iowan bears! It has been very interesting around here!

To begin with, the moving process was a bit of a mess. Everyone got here late on the 27th of April, and then The-Short-One and Charlie left! All of us bears here alone! We had a very exng "Welcome to Missouri" party and made quite a mess - though Andy was not here yet. We had cake and ice cream and pizza and potato chips and Doggie even made cookies! The house was quite a mess when we were finished, let me tell you! Of course we had to clean it all up, and that is where the trouble began. Everyone here knows that i am the organizer of all work type situations, but the Iowa bears did not seem to understand this and several of them (Hot Stuff, Orange Ducky, Jessie, and Bobby Bear) decided to strike because they said I was not in charge. Zeke immediately joined in because he didn't want to clean either, as did Pigelty-Wigelty, Crabby and that bad bear Booy! They marched around in a circle yelling "We won't clean for the pig!". Seymore tried to talk sense into them, but it did no good. Finally Bioloski and Timothy stepped in and got things under control. After that the bad bears had to do all the dishes!

Charlie and The-Short-One's Mommy came home late on the 29th, so things shaped up immediately. Though, with them came evil Andy, so things were not all roses. He still has not apologized to me for his exceedingly rude remarks - though he did apologize to Clownie! Can you believe that?!? He brought Annie and Easter egg and after she pounded him good (which did no good what so ever) she gave him his chocolate bunny that she'd saved. Since then I have just avoided Andy (who is sharing a room with Seymore), and have been quietly plotting my revenge. I am working on a secret plan, but I can not say anything for fear someone will discover it in advance.

Anyway, the-Short-One came back on the 1st and since then things have calmed down. Bubbles is in a pickle with his schoolwork, though. It seems Mrs. Prickles is demanding that Bubbles complete his homework from Iowa and take all of his tests before she will release his records! he is also having to do all of the catch up work Mrs. friendly has assigned and will have a final test there. I feel sorry for him, but I cannot help him with his work - that would be dishonest. I know that he has been very swamped with all of the work.

Now for the worst part, on the 29th something else came back from Iowa with them - the alien Blinky! That's right, Bubbles's evil alien is living here with our three aliens so now there are four! Mostly Blinky hides out under the computer chair, so that when you sit in it, it seems as though your chair is growling at you. Apparently our aliens do not like the intrusion and want this new alien to go away, as do I. I am in fear for my life now, with this evil assassin living in our midst. We are going to have a whisker trimming soon because I fear the aliens are getting out of hand.

One great thing is that we have to share rooms, and guess who my roommate is? Bubbles! It would be more fun if Bubbles wasn't doing al of that schoolwork.... but I am still glad he is here. Speaking of Bubbles, I have added new sets in my Extras page for him. They are superbly done, if I do say so myself. Be sure and take a look at them!

Speaking of my web page, I am moving soon - again. The new address should have much more space, though I can not promise when I will get moved as it is up to Charlie and the-Short-One. Oh, to have the internet!

Oh! I am working on forming my baseball team now that the Iowa bears are here. Annie will be my assistant coach again this year, she is crabby but effective. Bubbles has already signed up for my team, as has spotty, Clarance John and Buster Thomas. Betsy is thinking about it as she and Annie are now on speaking terms again. I wish Candy would make up with Annie so the whole stupid fight would end, but no one listens to me. I also think Seymore should give up the Harry project, which incidentally he is still plugging along at. he has finished all of his interviews, and is contemplating secondary interviews. I still say he is crazy.

Well, I guess that I shall let you go now, as the ballet will start soon.

Toodles
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Here is Pigelty-Wigelty, Booy, jessie, Bobby Bear, Hot Stuff and Crabby revolting to the leadership of Orange Ducky.

And here are the bad bears doing dishes!

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