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May 23 - June 4 2004

Hello my friends! I am unsure if you will ever get to read this because Charlie still has not uploaded my site to a new address, and my current one is full. I guess I may have to do this the same way I did my Geoes page where I had to start wiping out extra stuff to fit my entries in. I wish Charlie would stop spending time with The-Short-One and get to bed early so he could get up in time to go to the library!

Well, the Iowa bears are still here and it looks like they will be here through this month at least. There is some big thing about Bubbles's Mommy's new husband being here in July, and The-Short-One is hoping they are moved out before he gets here or some such thing. People don't make any sense! Of course that means that The-Slobby-Brother-Like Person and The-Short-One's Mom (who is also Bubbles's Mommy, in case you have forgotten) are still here too. The-Slobby-Brother-Like-Person has finally gotten a job - again! He had one but it ran out or some such thing. He spent a week or so hanging around here slobbing about and crabbing, but now he is working somewhere, thank goodness!

The Circus came to town and we all went to see it. Booy got in trouble the night before for lying so it was decided that he could not go watch them set up the tents. Of course he sneaked out anyway and watched it. So, the-Short-one confronted him and he said that someone scared him while he was sleeping and he was sure it was a bear disguised as a "Booger". Finally he admitted that he lied, so The-Short-One made him apologize to everyone he had lied to and in the end she let him go to the circus anyway. I think it was a bad idea, but Booy always gets lenient treatment around here!

As for the circus it was very exng, and Clownie is talking about organizing another circus of our own. The Iowa bears think it is a great idea and he is in the pre-planning stages of it. I am tempted to do an act this year, but on the other hand I do so enjoy watching it so i don't know which I will do.

We lost our Baseball game last Saturday to Orange Ducky! I was very disappointed and have given my team quite a talking to. I think we need to practice more! Andy beat Booy's team, which means he has already won two games! He is being insufferable about it!

By the way, I began the first stages of my "get Andy Back" plan. I filled his baseball cap full of jelly! He had to play his whole game with his hat full of strawberry jelly. It was very funny, though he didn't know I had done it! I would worry, but he won't read this so I am still safe - and if anyone who read this tells him they will be very sorry, let me tell you! I am currently saving a bag of gummy bears and have them sitting in the sun so they will get nice and squishy and I intend to put those in his tennis shoes! I am sure that Clownie would say I am being petty, but I don't think so. I think the spiky headed git has it coming!

By the way, we are also out of school now, so summer has finally begun! The temperatures have been very high, so it has been obvious to me that summer began back in May, but the school didn't seem to think so. I enjoy school, I really do, but I am happy to be out. Mrs. Friendly, by the way, has been moved so that she will be teaching me again next year! Booy passed to the next grade before she found out that they were moving her. She looked very faint when she found out, and I am certainly scared for her sanity - or what is left of it. Teaching Booy would make anyone insane, though.

Well, I am going to go and play "Old MacDonald's farm" with Bubbles and then it is off to baseball practice - we have a game tomorrow!

Ta-ta
O

P.S. I have just learned a disturbing fact - our neighborhood dog Tippy was hit by a car this last week! He was a valliant memeber in our fight against the aliens, and he was a sweet and frindly dog. I have made a Memorial Page for him. He will be missed!




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