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Is my web site moves yet? I have no clue, you my friendly reader, have more of an idea. That is if you are even reading this. Who knows? I am very sore at Charlie, in case you can not tell.

Baseball has not been going good for me this year! we lost our last two games, despite the fact that we have been practicing more. You would never guess who our first game of the month was lost to: Andy! That is right, I lost to my arch-nemesis! And then last week Booy beat Andy! Can you believe it? Booy's rag-tag team beat Andy! I am outraged and upset and... and... and very, very mad! I am putting my team into a vigorous training schedule - that is if they bother to show up at all! Bubbles shows up for practice, and so does Annie, but the others are a bit unreliable. Here is my team roster: Betsy, Spotty, Clarance John, Moos, Seymore, Buster Thomas, Bubbles, and Hot Stuff. Now you can see the problem, I am sure. Something needs to be done and it needs to be done now! We aren't playing tomorrow, so we will see if the rest improves us or not.

Though, my "Get Back at Andy" plan has been working well. The gummy bears in his shoes upset him greatly, and he was very mad, though he still doesn't know who did it. He suspects me since he was playing against my team, but he has no proof. Ha! Last week I put salt on his piece of Raspberry pie (though I don't think he noticed, though) and I hid his baseball cards - which he still hasn't found. Clownie suspects me too, and he gave me a "talk" about how Andy apologized to him and how he finished Bubbles's letter and signed it "Love Andy" and how Andy is not holding a grudge against me. Blah, blah, blah. I told Clownie that I would forgive Andy if he apologized to me, but Clownie said I need to forgive him anyway. He also said that I did not apologize to Pigelty-Wigelty. I like Clownie, but sometimes he is just too nice.

Well, Seymore has finally finished his Harry experiment. He has come to a conclusion which he has written up and I am publishing on a separate page. Needless to say his conclusion is that Harrys are bad because they enjoy it, and that if we would reward them for their good behavior and ignore their bad behavior instead of encouraging it by acting outraged, that they would change. Yeah, right. Seymore is cracked! Frankly I think the Harrys are bad because they are bad, period. Nothing more to it. Oh well, I guess Seymore enjoyed it.

I am in a very crabby mood today - I feel like Pigelty-Wigelty. Speaking of Pigelty-Wigelty, he is still learning his Pig-etsu Martial Arts. He is planning an exhibition of it at our circus, which Clownie is planning for next month. I have decided I am not going to do an act after all; Bubbles and I are going to sit in the front row and watch the spectacle. I think that is much more fun - though of course I will help with the organization. I am more of an organizational piggy after all.

Oh! Bubbles has talked to Timmy and discovered the entire organization to the teddy world. We have a Teddy President who doesn't seem to do a lot. Each Teddy Town has it's own Teddy Council (including a mayor) who make rules for the town, and each household has it's own Teddy Council who makes rules for their house. There is no cohesion between any of the councils; there is no organization between them. It all seems very chaotic and seems like a recipe for anarchy, but that is just me. I think I should be the teddy Emperor and rule with an iron fist!

Not much else is going on here, so I shall go for now. we need to have baseball practice anyway.

TTFN
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