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Rainy day greetings to one and all! I have been a sick little piggy these last few days. It has been awful, sneezing and coughing and running fevers. Luckily it is finally beginning to go away - just in time for the weekend. Though, I suspect it is going to rain all week as Charlie, The-Short-One, Bubbles's Mommy and The-Slobby-Brother-Like -Person are all going on an expedition to Iowa to get all of Bubbles's Mommy's stuff out of storage and bring it down here.

Other than being deathly ill I have not been doing very much lately - I even had to cancel my last club meeting as I was too busy sneezing to conduct it! At the meeting before last, though, Bubbles brought up the Teddy Government Question, and everyone agreed that it all sounded fishy. We had quite a discussion about the possibility of going to Jefferson City this summer to try to track down some of the politicians listed in the phone book, but whether we will actually get to or not, i don't know. I think we should take a day off from school and go now while there is still enthusiasm for it, but I doubt anyone else agrees with me - except, of course, Booy who will do anything to miss school.

My, I am tired! I did not sleep well the last several nights! What a poor tired piggy I am! Speaking of sleeping, you will never guess who showed up here in the middle of the night? Bob! He was sleepwalking again, and decided to come over here for reasons that no one can guess. I don't know how he got out of his room next door without setting off his alarm system (they moved it over there when he moved), but somehow he did. Luckily, I was up at the time getting some more Kleenexes to blow my stuffy little nose and found him wandering around. I hollered thought the crack (yes, the crack in the wall) and Bioloski came right over and took him home. I guess that Seymore's therapy must not be working anymore, as Bob is back to sleepwalking again.

Oh!!!! You will never guess - someone has linked to my web page - and by someone I do not mean The-Short-One on one of her various web sites! It is the guy from Weird Clip Art.com! Of course, I have added a link on my homepage to his site, too! It is a roll over button (it is actually a button - his idea), you can't miss it!

We spent some time last week (before I got sick) down at the cow pond racing our new boats (quite a few of us got boats for Easter). It was really quite fun! If course, since there is no clear finish line there have been many disputes about who actually WON, but I maintain I won most of the time.

Panda and Roary have been quite busy lately, as they have decided to start a circus themed club. I don't think I am going to join this one, as I am not really a circus performer. Bubbles wanted to join it too, but as i reminded him, we are already in two clubs and how many clubs should anyone be in at the same time? he agreed that did seem to be spreading ourselves a bit thin, so we will stay out of this one for now.

Sebastian and Randolf are going to be putting on a magic show in a couple of weeks. I volunteered to make the flyers, but they both said that word of mouth was probably good enough as they had a limited audience here! Hrrrmmmmppphhh! Limited audience indeed! I am looking forward to it, never the less, as their last show was quite, quite good!

I have not gotten to play the-Short-One's animal crossing much lately as The-Slobby-Brother-Like-person and Bubbles's Mommy have both been over almost every day to play as well. The whole family seems to be addicted to this game! If Seymore wanted to a psychological experiment it should be involving them and animal crossing - but he says he refuses to get near the human psyche, as it is strange and scary! Can it be worse than the Harrys?

Speaking of the Harrys, some of them had a bit of an adventure, heh-heh. The-Short-One took a pile of them with her to the laundry mat and they all got washed and dried! Ha, ha, ha! "The Harrys going round and round, doo-da-doo-da, the Harrys spinning round in suds, oh-da-do-da-day! Spinning in the washer, spinning in the dryer, all their dirt is now long gone, and the Harrys are clean!" I have been singing that at them all week - it makes them shriek, hee-hee! I am glad that I am too delicate to be washed in a washing machine anymore!

Well, the aliens were finally flea-ed the other night, but I am not sure if it worked. They do seem to scratch less, but I am doubtful as to whether it actually killed all of the fleas. They are probably alien fleas anyway! Oh! Speaking of aliens - Nermal is using yahoo messenger to communicate! I am not making this up! The-Short-One was on line talking to her weird friend in Virginia last week (he has an alien living with him) when Nermal leapt on the keyboard and typed in "bxm", hit the "enter" key and then ran away. What does bxm mean? After much work I have figured it out! It means "Beware X-tra-terestrial Mankind" and was a warning to the other alien that The-Short-One's friend had seen my website and so it needed to re-brainwash him! Computers will be the downfall of this planet, as the aliens continue to find ways to utilize them for their own evil purposes!

I guess that is about all that has been going on here. Remember: keep your aliens away from your computer - especially if you have the internet!

Till next time,
O

This is me and Bubbles racing our new boats.

This is my rendition of the Harrys's washing experience, heh-heh!