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Greetings my dear friends! It seems not only is spring here, but that summer is just around the bend. The temperatures have been quite warm here, as of late, and where as we are all enjoying it, I can’t help but think what a pity it is going to be getting so hot so soon.

I have added a couple of things this week. To start with there are three new MySpace layouts - code and all. I have also added 2 new brush sets. I am working on another one, but haven't had time to get it completed. I also have ideas for some new tags, but whether I'll have a chance to get them done or not I don’t know.

I'd also like to mention that I've given two awards this week- both to MSN groups. Dixie's Home earned the "Oinker's Great Free Stuff Website Award" for their amazing collection of tags - not to mention they take requests! Meanwhile, DeMinoeters received the "Oinkers Cute Website Award" for the myriad of adorable images that grace it's pages. Check out both of these award winning places, trust me, they're both worth a visit!

Now that the site news is out of the way, I'll bring you up to date on things around here. To begin with, I believe the world is ending. Yes, that's right, the world IS ending - The-Short-One has been cleaning! And if that does not herald the ultimate destruction of all, then nothing does! For one thing, I believe the universe will be so shocked that it will throw everything off balance and the entire galaxy will tear itself apart. Not only that, but she hasn’t had a cigarette in two weeks or more, and that's not right either. I am starting to wonder if maybe the doctor didn’t replace her with an alien brain during on of her visits, but since she's still spending lots of time on the computer I guess they must have just modified the one she already had!

Bubbles and I boycotted the St. Patrick’s day party - and I am sad to say the boycott did not go well. We teamed up with a couple of the bears next door - namely Hot Stuff and Bobby Bear and had our own party, only most of the bears didn’t come to it - they went to the big inter-house party instead. Booy and Doggie came to ours, as did Bob, Baby rely and a few others, but mainly it was a sad affair, which was a shame considering the lovely decorations! That was the reason for the boycott in the first place, because they refused to let me help decorate after the valentine's fiasco- which was hardly MY fault. I didn’t set things on fire, after all! Anyway, we had our own party, with our own snacks and games and things, and it went quite fine despite the lack of participants. Of course, Hot Stuff tried to stir up trouble, but I sent him and Bobby Bear to go spy on the big party and that kept the two troublemakers busy!

Easter is, of course, almost here, and as such plans are already underway for Easter dinner. I refuse to participate in any of the plans, since no one even noticed I wasn’t at the St. Patrick’s Day party! Of course, I intend to attend Easter dinner, I just refuse to help do anything! Ha! That will show 'em!

Though I'm sure my arch nemesis, Maria, will be more than happy to dash in and fill in my vacated place! that little white bear has already claimed every good ester workshop there is! They're painting eggs, dying eggs, and even decorating baskets! Betsy is running one to make baskets, and Natasha is having one to make chocolate bunnies, so there's really not much left. I've decided to just take things easy this holiday, as I am always so busy, busy, busy and never appreciated anyway!

Maria has been particularly annoying lately. She's made herself a set of bunny ears, and insists on wearing them everywhere, all the while giggling inanely and discussing the beauty of springtime. Blech! What does SHE know about the beauty of Springtime? She's so full of it! Always prattling on about inner expression and ridiculous things! BAH! She wouldn’t know talent if it stepped on her! So there!

Though Annie was quite rude to me the other day. I was spouting something similar to the above passage and Annie tried to insinuate I was jealous of the artsy-tartsy Maria! Can you imagine that!?! ME!?!?! jealous!?! Puh-lease! If anyone’s jealous it's Maria of ME because I am not only brilliant, amazing and talented but I am also PINK- which is the BEST color!

Bubbles and I have sort of begun our comic book. I don't like t be crabby at bubbles, what with him being my best friend, but he is very lax. I have left spaces in each frame for him to draw Wonder Bear in and he's only done about a fifth of them, if that. He keeps insisting he’s busy with homework and promises that he'll do it soon. When he does draw Wonder bear in he does a fantastic job, but he is taking forever! I am starting to think I might have to do the whole thing, or else I may have to make a different one on the side all by myself. I don’t know yet. I’d make things for the website but the-Short-one won’t get off the computer!

Tomorrow is April Fool’s day, and as such I am preparing myself to stomp Harry’s left and right! They love this holiday since it gives them an excuse to do their usual naughty pranks, and I have decided I am not putting up with it this year! The first time I take a drink of orange juice and discover it’s been tainted with Tabasco I am string them up by their tiny feet!

I think that is about it right now. It's all the time I have anyway as I hear the car pulling in now, which means Charlie and The-Short-one are once again back >sigh<.

TTFN!
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