Well, here I am, the little forgotten piggy. The Short One went on yet another trip to visit Bubbles and did I get to go, NO! Yet again the little pink piggy is left behind, though Booy got left behind this time, too. She didn't even take a toothbrush! Some hogwash about how they weren't planning on going up to Iowa and then they just ended up there. If you ask me The Short One was just too lazy to pack!
Well, Booy and Annie got ungrounded - for six days. Then Booy put an earthworm down Candie's swimsuit, so Candie took Booy's little tugboat and broke it. I do not defend that muddy little bear's actions, but I think it was mean of Candie to break his boat. Anyways, they both got in trouble and now we are all grounded from the pond! The-Short-One had only been back two days when she decided that if we couldn't keep Booy and the girl's from being mean to each other then none of us could play in the pond. It's so unfair! First I am left behind and now I am punished because Booy and his cohort Doggie cook up evil plans to do to the crabby girls. Woe is me!
We had a bad storm a few days ago too. Everyone was scared - except me, of course. Edgar thought there was going to be a tornado, but I told him not to worry, and I was right. There was no tornado. Poor little Edgar gets scared so easily. I wonder what it must be like to get scared easily, I guess I will never find out because I am, as you all know, a fearless piggy.
The house is looking better, and I am going to go before I end up with blisters on my little paws. If I am lucky The-Short-One will put this on the Internet for me the next time she goes to the library (hint, hint, to the one typing this) Ta-ta O |
