Oh great calamities and horrors! As if having Shelob the evil queen of the aliens wasn't bad enough we have been invaded again! Charlie has willingly brought in Shelob's evil General Moogle! The-Short-One calls her Muffins! This is horrible! The aliens have sent this evil General because they have had no communications with their queen due to our disabling her transmitter. What is a little pink piggy to do? How am I to fight two evil aliens? How am I to cope? Especially since my own Generals refuse to help anymore. Booy and Edgar are still upset about that little incident that happened last time we trimmed Shelob's whiskers. I can't believe Charlie would bring home another alien, especially since I have warned him! But does anyone listen to me? Nooooooooo! Why would he listen to a little pink piggy? If he'd listened to me then he never would have taken up with The-Short-One, let alone have brought home the first evil alien.
Well, as you can imagine things are not well here. Shelob the queen is angry that the aliens have sent in a General to help her with her mission, and she is especially upset since the General is so busy trying to eat everything that she isn't accomplishing much. On top of all this, The-Short-One's father has come for a visit and where do you think they all went? Worlds of Fun! They went to an amusement park and do you think any of us got to go? NO! We just got left home alone with the evil aliens! Oh, woe is me!
Though those aliens are in for a surprise. I am working on a secret plan to defeat them that will utilize the tiny General's weakness for food. I'm not yet sure what my plan will be, but rest assured it will be a clever and amazing plan. As soon as I figure out a plan I will tell you. Till next time, keep an eye on all aliens. O
 This is a picture I drew of the evil alien general
She may look cute, but don't be deceived! By the
way, have you
noticed how much better I am getting at
Paint Shop pro?
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