I am back my dear friends. This week we carried out Operation Subdue the General. I wanted to wait a bit longer before we actually confronted this evil alien, but time became an issue. You see that evil alien General has learned to use the computer and I, the loyal Earth-loving Pig, have discovered her secret files. It seems that all of her eating and sleeping and getting in to the trash has not been unproductive. Here is the evil alien's file:
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I, being the wonder Pig I am, have deciphered this message, it reads: General Moogle reporting. I have discovered the problem with our Queen. One of these strange creatures has been disabling her transmitting antenna. I fear that they will also eventually disable mine as well, so I shall encrypt my messages in the files to be uploaded to the pink one's web page. I have also discovered these humans weakness - it is a fuzzy "kitty" tummy. Using our fuzzy tummies I believe we can defeat this race. I will send more later.
So as you can see it was crucial to disable the general now! So, I convinced Booy and Edgar to participate in our operation. Armed with the scissors Edgar snipped her whiskers while Booy held the tiny General down. Luckily Charlie had trimmed her claws because she'd been scratching the woodwork, so Booy and Edgar were hardly damaged at all, which is a good thing because I never remembered to get any more band-aids. Luckily scotch tape worked well for their tiny little injuries. Now the cat can no longer communicate, and I have erased all of her files and have gone back to writing this out by hand so she cannot encrypt the files. My poor little piggy hands are getting blisters, but it is for the good of all earth. I must go for now, O |
